Plants Vs Zombies Is Real???
Plants vs Zombies is based off a real life event. In 2007 the government created super intelligent plants that could attack and think by combining some normal plants and OxiClean. This is why OxiClean quietly changed their formula in 2007. The government also made a controlled outbreak of zombies They then used these plants to defeat the zombies. One of the PopCap employees, George Fan, was there to witness the Plants Vs. Zombies, and decided to convince his team to make a game about it. This is why the game Plants Vs. Zombies is based off of 100% real life. In addition to this, I believe that plants are invading humans. For example, my friend keeps saying "those who grow", and is also obsessed with Pikmin, a game about little plant like animals.

I cant help the fact I love women way stronger than me / twice my size
Genuinely i wanna be the little spoon. I want her to be taller , i want her one of her thighs to weigh more than my whole body / be bigger than both my arms, i want her to bigger than me (im lanky) , i want her to cuddle me and hold me when theres a scary scene in a movie as i hide in her shoulders.

You probably thinking “this guy needs help” i do, but thats just the type of women i like, i love my stallions and tall queens.

Emphasis on the massive thighs btw like if i had to choose a way to die i mean, womans thighs + my neck - you know where im going with this.

Sorry if that was too much info but yeah

Edit - guys im a 21 y/o still in university, i havent ever had a girlfriend and i only know spiderman, football and video games, thats it, so excuse my preferences 😭🙏 also for those wondering i dont have mommy issues but id love if she let me call her mommy or she calls me her sweetheart

sit dog enjoy lose hahahahahahahaaha

I sat on my balls and one testicle exploded in class
It sounded like a gunshot. Everyone around me actually there was a school shooter so we ran out of the classroom into the hallway. I was overcome with adrenaline so I didn't notice the blood leaking down my pants or the pain. We stayed in the hall for five minutes before no one could find the school shooter and the principal decided we should leave earlier that day.

Is this normal? I found pieces of meat in my underwear when I got to the bathroom at school. It hurt like hell so much so that I screamed like crazy. I used a stapler to glue my scrotum shut in an attempt to stop the bleeding. I didn't know what to do with the meat that was once my testicle so I threw it away. Is it possible to get surgery for a new testicle? I'm afraid I might not be able to have children in the future. My ♥♥♥♥ can barely get hard now due to the trauma from losing my testicle. Two testicle bros, it is over for me?

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

After annihilating Baghdad, the Mongols ride to Syria, leveling and slaughtering defiant cities and their peoples. While the steppe warriors prepare to burn and conquer the ancient land of the pyramids, the mighty Mamluks of Egypt, led by Sultan Qutuz and Baybars, resolve to strike first at the Battle of Ain Jalut (معركة عين جالوت). Rather than break the Mongol Empire, Ain Jalut sparks decades of brutal war and brilliant statecraft between these worthy adversaries.