RaiN's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 1:07pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 1:31pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 1:00pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2015 @ 4:17am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 1:21pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 1:45pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 4:35am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 2:56am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2015 @ 7:07am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2015 @ 6:37am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2015 @ 10:43am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 9:45am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2015 @ 3:10am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2015 @ 7:09am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2015 @ 7:48am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 5 Apr, 2015 @ 2:11am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 9:48am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2015 @ 12:39pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2015 @ 10:43am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2015 @ 1:15am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2015 @ 12:42am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 17 Dec, 2014 @ 9:08am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 5:00am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 9:27am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2015 @ 4:24am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 2:17am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2015 @ 3:55am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 1:05pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 12:00am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2015 @ 7:13am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 2:58am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2015 @ 7:09am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 1:05pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 1:54pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 17 Dec, 2014 @ 9:00am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 12:57pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2014 @ 4:55am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 12:58pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2015 @ 1:08am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 2:32am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 7:17am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 1:38pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2014 @ 1:42pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2015 @ 11:00am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 25 Mar, 2015 @ 10:42am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 1:47am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2015 @ 11:18am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2015 @ 5:56am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 9:56am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 6:44am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 7 Nov, 2015 @ 11:37am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 4 Nov, 2015 @ 9:13am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 11:57pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 6:41am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2015 @ 6:05am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

13 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

7 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

7 / 20

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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