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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 22.11.2014 klo 13.07

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 22.11.2014 klo 13.31

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 22.11.2014 klo 13.00

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 6.4.2015 klo 4.17

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 22.11.2014 klo 13.21

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 22.11.2014 klo 13.45

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 23.11.2014 klo 4.35

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 27.12.2014 klo 2.56

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 6.4.2015 klo 7.07

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 8.4.2015 klo 6.37

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 2.11.2015 klo 10.43

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 26.12.2014 klo 9.45

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 6.4.2015 klo 3.10

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 8.4.2015 klo 7.09

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 6.4.2015 klo 7.48

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 5.4.2015 klo 2.11

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 26.12.2014 klo 9.48

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 3.4.2015 klo 12.39

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 25.3.2015 klo 10.43

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 30.3.2015 klo 1.15

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 30.3.2015 klo 0.42

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 17.12.2014 klo 9.08

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 23.11.2014 klo 5.00

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 26.12.2014 klo 9.27

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 6.4.2015 klo 4.24

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 27.12.2014 klo 2.17

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 6.4.2015 klo 3.55

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 22.11.2014 klo 13.05

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 23.11.2014 klo 0.00

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 8.4.2015 klo 7.13

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 23.11.2014 klo 2.58

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 6.4.2015 klo 7.09

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 22.11.2014 klo 13.05

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 22.11.2014 klo 13.54

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 17.12.2014 klo 9.00

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 22.11.2014 klo 12.57

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 23.11.2014 klo 4.55

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 22.11.2014 klo 12.58

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 30.3.2015 klo 1.08

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 27.12.2014 klo 2.32

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 6.11.2015 klo 7.17

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 22.11.2014 klo 13.38

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Avattu 22.11.2014 klo 13.42

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 25.3.2015 klo 11.00

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 25.3.2015 klo 10.42

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Avattu 28.12.2014 klo 1.47

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 2.11.2015 klo 11.18

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 3.11.2015 klo 5.56

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 4.11.2015 klo 9.56

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 6.11.2015 klo 6.44

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 7.11.2015 klo 11.37

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 4.11.2015 klo 9.13

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 6.11.2015 klo 23.57

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 6.11.2015 klo 6.41

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 6.11.2015 klo 6.05



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
13 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
7 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
7 / 20

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
4 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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