RIP brother

I have to agree with you there Northy. But well, No fat blokes.. Infact no blokes at all.

I like Fat Blokes who dance to Pendulum-Slam!

So, I was in McDonald's the other day and this gorgeous girl, maybe 9 or 10, with a nice tight ass wrapped in a thong and shorts was in line in front of me. She got her food and was turning around and a cheeseburger fell off. She was amazingly fast and grabbed the burger midfall, bending over slightly and thrusting her cute little buttocks my direction. It was all I could do to keep from eye ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her right then and there. She turned and looked at me staring at her ass. I looked up, embarrassed. She just giggled. She asked "Did you like that?" I replied, "Yeah, that was an amazing snatch!" Well, one thing led to another. I'm now writing this from jail. Please send money for bail.

!give me Northy mum