"Look motherf*cker! Pork is not gonna kill me unless they figure a way to shoot it out of a f*cking gun!" -Body Count/Cover of Suicidal Tendicies' "Institutionalized."

I cosplayed RED Engineer to Anime Expo 2017, some pleb had the nerve to call be "Torbjorn". >:O

My Deviantart: http://thacrazeddoktor.deviantart.com/

Wub-a-dub-dub muthaf*ckas!

// WOLF DANCING IN PROGRESS // 💀💀💀💀 // GODD*MMIT WOLF //

"Yo dλwg! I heard you like wubs, so I put wubs in yo wubs so you can wub-a-dub-dub while you wub-a-dub-dub!"

"I'm gonna mail my painis to God!" -the Soldier on his offering to the lord

"Officer Seeman, you have dishonored this entire unit!" -Sergeant Hastagazpacho on Seeman's job performance

"Each and every one of you will suck my painis!" -Demented Soldier on what he wants pretty much everybody to do

"You think I'm *sshole?! Well in Russia, *sshole f*cks you!" -The Comissar on Soviet Russia jokes

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