[RB] 'Blaster' Guardian
Carole   Los Angeles, California, United States
 
 
ATTENTION! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I MAY RETURN TO TF2! MORE INFO AS IT DEVELOPS!

Stop videogame publishers from killing their games!

So-ah, if you've sent me a friend's request, kindly leave a comment on my profile explaining how you know me. I don't normally accept friend's requests from complete strangers, so friends requests just outtah the blue tend to get Ignored. If you have public comments enabled on YOUR profile, I'll usually leave a comment asking if we've met. I mean, hey, everyone deserves a chance, yeah? If I don't get an answer within 24 hours, your request gets Ignored.

The following power-traders could benefit from your business:
Luriam

If someone makes :vcdblood: and :boot: :footprint: on your Steam Community Profile, let me know. I'll help you :vcdbucket: it up. Don't forget to bring the :vcdbin:, and be sure to warn someone if you're igniting the :pbomb: and :fraggrenade:. I'll bring the :spookyradio: And please, don't :repairhere: the :sentry: until we're all done with the :files: and ready to clock out.

Look people: yeah, I'm a 40-year-old woman. I don't act my age at all. You could argue that's a problem; maybe it is. But I like to play vidjya gaemes, have since I was a kid. I work my ass off, nothin' spectacular, but it pays my bills, and lets me play my vidjya gaemes. Lemme have this escape from the ♥♥♥♥♥♥-ass timeline in which we currently find ourselves; let's have some fun together, virtually kill things, before we actually start killing each other, amirite?

Uhh, hey! Anyone got any Trading Cards, Emoticons, or Profile Backgrounds they don't want? Send 'em my way? Peese? :medicon: :health: Thanks in advance! :mana: :bkey: :ccane:

Guardian image originally drawn by Leetah. [RB] tags added by CJ.
Currently Offline
Items Up For Trade
3,539
Items Owned
1,593
Trades Made
343
Market Transactions
There's a 99.999% chance that I'll decline any trades that include any items that are not in this box. You can offer me whatever the hell you'd like for items in this box, though I would prefer trading cards or gems. I will not accept Metal; hell, I don't even know if that's still a thing anymore.

I will let you decide what is a fair trade. If I have items up for trade in this box, it means they are going for less than a dime on the Steam Community Market, so even if you lowball me I won't particularly care.

I -- may be coming back. These items are still available for trade. For the moment.
Obligatory Quote Collection
-Gosuto Imahso Twitch Stream Highlights- YouTube Channel: Kendaric Imahso

Special Edition Bucket Stream [clips.twitch.tv]

--48--
"Giant cyclops just sitting here waiting." -- Goten
"I jumped into the air and vomited my entire gut out." -- Goten

--47--
"You shall no longer feast upon me!" -- 'Blaster' Guardian
"Just die." -- Bucket Bastard
"Get off my face, Ancient Disruptor guy!" -- Goten
"There was a small butterfly in front of me, and then it got turned into a giant Warframe." -- Goten
"I just want Grendel! I can't handle the stress anymore!" -- Bucket Bastard
"You can stare at the floor and pull the trigger." -- Goten
"Did you just say you hated the Fulmin?" -- Bucket Bastard
"If he thinks about it real hard he can make it happen." -- Goten
Bucket thinks of a name for one of his beloved weapons.
Talking about weapons.
"Basic math is hard." -- Bucket Bastard
"Use Adaptation." -- Bucket Bastard
Bucket's Backup Plan
"I'm sorry, can you say that number again? That's a big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ number." -- Bucket Bastard
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"In the western corner lies your strat." -- Cyanide

"Anything that can't survive scrutiny, shouldn't." -- Ticker, Warframe Solaris United NPC

*Skye connects to the Tantalis Discord*
'Blaster' Guardian: "Hey Skye."
Skye: "Hey Blaster."
*Bucket connects*
Bucket: "Oh, you couldn't have bothered to tell me you were back, and that you were going to play Warframe?"
'Blaster' Guardian: "Oh, so you'll get on for her but not for me?"
Bucket: " . . . "
Bucket: "Oh I just remembered I had a business appointment to get to and oh by the way my house is on fire and BYE!" *DISCONNECTS*

Bucket: "Blaster I'm gonna pull this shortbus over!"
'Blaster' Guardian: "I DRIVE the shortbus!"

'Blaster' Guardian: "Ahh man, I lost the poop!"
Skye: "Oopsie, lost the poopsie!"

'Blaster' Guardian, speaking to Enemies in the game: "Will *pew* -- you *pew* -- just *pew* -- die?! *pew*"
Bucket: "Have you asked them nicely?"
'Blaster' Guardian: " . . ."
'Blaster' Guardian: "Excuse me, Enemies, but could you please kindly die?"
'Blaster' Guardian finishes killing the Enemies.
'Blaster' Guardian: " I shouldn't be surprised at all that worked. It's worked before."
Bucket: "*smug silence*"

"Alt + F4 doesn't skip." -- Cyanide

"You don't have good object permanence." -- Markiplier

Bucket Bastard: "The amount of dirty this [D3 Crusader] build is makes German pornos look sane."
'Blaster' Guardian: "That -- is not a sentence I ever expected to hear you say."

"Okay, I gottah name my Kubrow now . . . How do you spell 'chicken' backwards?" -- 'Blaster' Guardian

'Blaster' Guardian: "I'm thinking even LESS clearly than I normally do because Ireallyhavetogotothebathroom."
Bucket Bastard, Death, & Gosuto Imahso: "Then go to the bathroom!"
'Blaster' Guardian: "But I'm in-mission!"
Death: "Why don't you use a bucket?"
Bucket Bastard: "--I will sip your corpse through a straw."
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'Blaster' Guardian: "Okay, Klepto-Powers deactivate because this Warframe's gottah take a massive ♥♥♥♥!"

Blinkmind: "*heroic voice* I have you fam!"
'Blaster' Guardian: "*Level 3 Giggle Fitz*"

"I shoot things and stuff comes out." -- Zorathex

"Okay, why the hell am I not hitting this Nullifier? --- Oh, it's because there's two of them and they're humping each other, gotcha." -- 'Blaster' Guardian

Bucket Bastard: "Okay 'Blaster', do you have an active Lich?"
'Blaster' Guardian: "Yep! I still have the Angry Penis Vibrator!"
*LAUGHTER*

Death: "Oh, it's just a[n Ayatan] Cyan Star."
Goten: "Cyan lives matter too Death!"
Death: "If I need one I'll just visit the refugee colony 'Blaster' has."
'Blaster' Guardian: "Give me your tired, your weak, your Cyan Stars."
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(I looked up the exact wording of the quote later; it's "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free . . .")

"Ohh, did you get rid of the penis [on the Loki statue]?" -- 'Blaster' Guardian, while touring Bucket Bastard's renovated Dojo

"My sister has Mace -- I have a mace." -- Death

'Blaster' Guardian: "Okay, my Kuva Lich will die to Lohk, Vome, Ris -- so, ♥♥♥♥♥, squiggly, and butthole."
Death: That's a sentence and a half."

(mid-conversation)
Death: "I'm just helping Blink, GWolf, and Blasty with Elite Sanctuary Onslaught."
'Blaster' Guardian: "I don't actually need hel--" *'Blaster' goes down mid-sentence* "--♥♥♥♥, nevermind."
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'Blaster' Guardian, playing as a squishy Equinox, jumps to a spot Death has marked in order to avoid Enemies and stay safe: "Yay, I am safe no--" *falls from perch mid-sentence* " NO I'M NOT!"

Death: "You can store [your stuff] in my donkey, Roomeo."
Dracs: "So --- what're you're saying, Death, is that she can store her stuff in your ass."
Death: " . . . *sigh* Yeah."

"If you're not letting your dinosaurs ♥♥♥♥, you're doing something wrong." -- Bucket Bastard, commenting on Dracs' Jurassic World: Evolution gameplay

"I sometimes forget my genius." -- Bucket Bastard

" . . . I just got so excited, I farted." -- 'Blaster' Guardian, while watching Goten stream DOOM Eternal.

"Prep an extra set of bedsheets, Mom, 'cause BabyPat is wakin' up damp!" -- MatPat

" . . . and if 'Freddy Spaghetti' is NOT an item on that menu, SO HELP ME, I will write a politely-worded letter to their social media account and kindly request that they reconsider." -- MatPat

"People don't want to be sword."

YouTuber SkillUp discusses vampire weaknesses in RedFall

"As I get older and suffer the strain of work life more, I realize more and more why ['Blaster' Guardian's] mantra of 'I need to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill things' exists. I just haven't committed war crimes in a while!" -- Bucket Bastard

"I'll have you know, I didn't have an Assignment active because I finished my -- DAYUM WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥?!" -- 'Blaster' Guardian, while defending her lack of an active Assignment in DRG, notices Bucket has changed his look to reflect his recent purchase of the Day of the Dread Cosmetic Pack

'Blaster' Guardian: "Dude, your Frost Prime needs a better helmet."
Bucket Bastard: "I am not taking FashionFrame advice from YOU!"

"A www, the cat is sleeping on my bed! How cute! . . . Wait, ♥♥♥♥, I'm allergic; Kendaric, you're sharing your bed tonight." -- 'Blaster' Guardian, during Stardew Valley gameplay with Kendaric and Zorathex

"Face recognition don't work when you're pickin' your nose." -- Blinkmind

'Blaster' Guardian: " . . . Two sexy thighs?"
Kendaric: "Two-seventy five."

"Zariman is my least favorite tileset because it's so constricted and -- what's the word when you have ♥♥♥♥ stuck in your ass? -- CONSTIPATED!" -- Bucket Bastard
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Ruben 28 Nov @ 9:30pm 
Nice meeting you, hope you getting back into TF2 is fun!
yoshii 14 Oct @ 9:43pm 
we used to play tf2 alot! add me back! +rep
76561199541887949 12 Oct @ 7:41am 
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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

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🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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oGooNie 28 Sep @ 11:00pm 
i added you for doom sorry i say it late
Luriam 21 Jun @ 5:39pm 
You're welcome, anytime! :csdsmile:
93rd CES, USAF 17 Jan @ 5:03pm 
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