oh baby jew kno me <3 VVV

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VVVVV I'm not even gonna delete that hahaha... this guy took around a half hour to troll my page so ITS STAYING! lmao

Learn to get good at Dota son, I apoligize for anyone having to play with this angry little boy. I am his father and apparently did not love him enough as a child, so he moved to the big city. There he obtained a boyfriend and set his goals on one day becoming a huge dota star. He supports his dota dream by filiming as a gay porn star by day. You might know him from such films as "small ♥♥♥♥ daddy issues man". I heard it won the Indie Porn Festival award in 2014. So I apoligize for my son's behaviour.

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WHY ARE YOU SO BAD AT DOTES DOOD? YOU HAVE 12K HOURS AND YOU ARENT EVEN 6K YET. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO