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Pomorskie, Poland 
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ㅤ* Old programmers never die. They just lose their memories.
ㅤ* A man goes into a bar and says, "Can I have a bottle of less?"
"What's that?", asks the barman, "Is it the name of a beer?"
"I don't know", replies the man, "but my doctor says I have to drink it."
ㅤ* Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.
💃 * 🌏 * 🐊 * 🐝 * 👹 * 📗 * 🎁 * 🐳 * 🥞 * 🌳 * 👔 * 🎈 * 💎 * 🚗 * 🚙 * 💛
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*
🌸 * 🎁 * 📘 * 🎄 * 📀 * 🍧 * 🍖 * 🐛 * 🥒 * 🎫 * 👳 * 💗 * 👽 * 🥞 * 🚘 * 💄
ㅤ* Old programmers never die. They just lose their memories.
ㅤ* A man goes into a bar and says, "Can I have a bottle of less?"
"What's that?", asks the barman, "Is it the name of a beer?"
"I don't know", replies the man, "but my doctor says I have to drink it."
ㅤ* Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.
💃 * 🌏 * 🐊 * 🐝 * 👹 * 📗 * 🎁 * 🐳 * 🥞 * 🌳 * 👔 * 🎈 * 💎 * 🚗 * 🚙 * 💛
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*