My name's Ziga and I come from Slovenia. I speak 2 languages, English and Slovenian. I currently don't have a job, but I have a degree of being a Professional idiot. I am also well known professional, that is recommended by a lot of people. We asked around, and 4 out of 5 questioned people that recomend stuff, said they'll recommend me.
I am 15 years old. I have a dog, who's name is Cat. When my mum was pregnant, she had a disease, that made her unable to give births. So instead of her, my aunt gave birth to me, my twin brother, and while she was at it, she gave birth to my cousin as well.
I always had problems with my twin brother, because we were so alike. When he did something, I got scolded for it, becose my parents switched us. One day I got a girlfriend, and he banged her the next day, becose she switched us.
BUT A WEEK AGO, IT WAS FINALLY MY TURN!!!
So we went out on the first day of the school break. We went out. On the way home, I got hit by a car and killed. The policeman couldn't tell us apart, so he got buried instead of me!
Now I'm taking care of my brother's cat, who's name is Dog.