Favorite quotes:
Dark Helmet : "So, LoneStar, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."
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Dark Helmet : “Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.“

Lone Star : “What?“

Dark Helmet : “I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.“

Lone Star : “What's that make us?“

Dark Helmet : “Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.“
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Colonel Sandurz : [after Helmet went flying and crashed into the computers after Spaceball 1 stops] "Are you alright sir?"

Dark Helmet : [in a stupor] "Fine. How've you been?"

Colonel Sandurz : "Fine sir."

Dark Helmet : [softly] "Good."

Colonel Sandurz : "It's a good thing you were wearing that helmet."

Dark Helmet : [barely audible] “Yeah.“

Colonel Sandurz : “What shall we do now, Sir?“

Dark Helmet : “Well, are we stopped?“

Colonel Sandurz : “We're stopped, Sir.“

Dark Helmet : “Good. Well why don't we take a five minute break?“

Colonel Sandurz : “Very good, Sir.“

Dark Helmet : “Smoke if you got'em.“

Dark Helmet : [Collapses]
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About me:
Mark Hamilton

Visual FoxPro programmer
Former gymnastics coach
Former math/chemistry/physics teacher

You'll probably find me playing Grid 2. I love that game!

My rig:
i7 6700K CPU
32GB DDR4 3000 RAM
Sapphire Vega 64 8GB Graphics (running hotter than hell!)
Kingston M.2 nvme boot drive
Samsung 860 1TB SSD
3 x 25" Acer WQHD (7680x1440) Monitors in Eyefinity Mode
Logitech Racing Force Pro Wheel w/ pedals (got for $50 on Ebay!)
MSI Z-270X Ultra Gaming MB
Hyper 212+(Red Led) CPU cooler
2x140mm, 3x120mm LED fans, 2x60cm CableMod RGB/UV lighting strips
Hooked-up to a Yamaha RX-679 Receiver w/ 4 awesome old Infinity RS3000/RS2000 speakers + 250W Yamaha Subwoofer.
Crappy Logitech webcam/mic
Several internal/external 2-5TB backup drives
GB Wired Internet (cable - Comcastards!)

My advice to fellow racers:
If you think you might like racing, go get a cheap used force feedback wheel on Ebay - so much more fun!!
Play from the hood view, like you're driving! (Don't play from the hovering above view... this isn't Mario Kart!)
Oh, and in single-player mode, or if you need more control, the Tier 3 Subaru Impreza rocks!
If you want to drive the pickup truck on the mountain courses, have fun - it's your funeral!
And, I generally try to play nice, but if you insist on playing like a ♥♥♥♥, I will get you back!