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Guess you're ready'
Cause I'm waiting for you
It's gonna be so exciting!
Got this feeling
Really deep in my soul
Let's get out
I wanna go come along... get it on!
Gonna take my car gonna sit in
Gonna drive alone till I get you
'Cause I'm crazy... hot and ready
but you'll like it!
I wanna race for you, shall I go now?
Gas gas gas! I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly and be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero!
Gas gas gas! I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight I'll fight to be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show!
Don't be lazy
'Cause I'm burning for you
It's like a hot sensation!
Got this power
That is taking me out
Yes I've got a crush on you
Ready now ready go!
Note that Garry chess made it so that
2 queens can be next to eachother i.e. being lesbian is legal
2 kings of the same colour isn't possible i.e. 2 gay men of the same race just don't exist.
2 kings of the opposite colour exist but it's illegal for them to be next to eachother i.e. interracial gay couples are possible but illegal.
king and queen of the same colour can be next to eachother i.e. same race heterosexual couples are legal.
king and Queen of opposite colour can exist next to eachother but it's a check i.e. men must either run for their life if a woman of a different race approaches them OR eat the woman if she's undefended.
The objective of the game is to Check-(your)-mate for compatibility.
Garry chess is secretly a racist, pervy homophobe?😳😳