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If you're looking for a second job, play this game. If you're looking to play a couple of hours in the weekend, this game has something for you, too. If you'd like to get a couple of hours in a day and join a community, get this game and join a clan.

one of the best roguelikes I've played. Supergiant continues its track record of fantastic games with very interesting writing, fantastic music and gorgeous visuals.

first impression of the witcher 3 (as of 2.5 hours into the game):

The looks of it aren't quite as great as I had hoped, but it's not so bad that it takes away much from the experience. Blood textures and other "wet" textures do look plastic as ♥♥♥♥ tho. On the other hand, character models are GORGEOUS; especially Geralt. Which is nice. So far (1.5 h in) no boobs. Will return to that topic again when relevant. Dat ass tho.

As to game play: The combat mechanics are solid, but the movement mechanics can be a bit TOO fluid at times, with stairs being the bane of my existence. I'm especially fond of the fact that the signs (and expendable weapons such as grenades) have been beautifully integrated in a quick-select menu. Gone are the days of the witcher 1.

As to the game's actual performance... there's never any lag, no loading screens, and the movement between indoors and outdoors is as smooth as could be. Good job so far, CD projekt.

One thing to note, though; Introduction is a BIT long. felt like I had to watch about 20 minutes of cutscene; although this was all rendered in the engine, and looked pretty damn good, still. And 'dat ass. The witcher living up to it's name in the... ehem.. lower regions? Anyway. Stellar performance so far.

Rating as of now:
Graphics: B+
Combat mechanics: A
Movement mechanics: A
UI: A
Tits: F
Booty: S
Story: Can't comment yet.
Conversational system: B
Dislikeable humans: S

Overall I'd give the game a rating of A so far, although I will update this as I get deeper into the experience.

Only complaint is that there are only one male/female model for each of the races. That is my ONLY complaint.

When I picked up this game, I had heard rumors claiming its' gameplay was unforgiving.

It was, and I found myself restarting entire levels whenever my trusty soldiers died.

I started playing around midday, and then found that it was 4am as the sun rose outside my window.

This game is amazing.

Satisfying and quick-paced. It's a great game that will entertain for many hours. The matchmaking is a little ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sometimes, but the satisfaction of swooping in and brutally killing a higher-leveled plane more than makes up for it.