❤️ Rules for discord Kitten: ❤️

Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.

1. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.

2. Eat at least TWO meals a day.

3. Eat one healthy snack each day.

4. No self-harm.

5. Come talk to Daddy if you need support!

6. No lying to Daddy.

7. Respect Daddy

8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.

9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day.

10. Do not let other boys (or girls) lust after you --- You BELONG to Daddy!!!

11. No drinking without permission.

12. No drugs.

13. No eating after 8 pm.

14. You may not please yourself out side of playtime with daddy. <<

Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules, Kitten may not.

Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.

what the ♥♥♥♥

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!!!!!!!!!! WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! hits bong ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DUUUUUUDE that WEEED like just...................DUDE LMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO i am so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HIGH on WEED right now XD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED holla my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST.........ROLL................MY.......................JOINT......................UP........................................AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DANK DANK DANK WEED LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! ROLL EM SMOKE EM PUT EM IN A BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BAKED right now my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO RAISE YO HAND IF U TURNT AF RIGHT NOW raises both hands AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WEED DUDE

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SMOKE 2 JOINTS IN DA MORNIN MON...........DUDE! WEED! HAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ KITE RIGHT NOW MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S O F U C K I N G H I G H O N W E E D I CANT EVEN FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKING ONLY THE DANKEST OF HERB MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME OF THAT TRIPLE BANANA WINSTON CHURCHILL MEGA DANK GAZA GRASS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ♥♥♥♥♥♥ SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥ BLAZED RIGHT NOW DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDE AHAHAHAHHAA BAZINGA inhales YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cough THIS cough ♥♥♥♥ cough IS cough SO cough ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cough DANK my DUDE HAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAH WHY AM I EVEN LAUGHING ROTFLMAOO THIS ♥♥♥♥ IS NARSH BRO ♥♥♥♥♥♥ HELLA SMOKE WEED ERR DAY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm not sure how I can come out like this, or how to even fabricate my unorthodox emotions into words. But here goes; I am a minion.

Every morning I meet up with my friends, and say "bello". The looks of despair I am greeted with mixed with the utmost disgust upsets me deeply. Just because I speak minionease.

I look in the mirror and shed a tear as I wish I was 4 feet smaller, and had only 1 eye. Kevin, Stuart and even Bob to an extent have always been role models of mine due to how well they act and the humour they exhibit.

Please don't be a hater and say that I am a troll punk, because even us minions have feelings too.

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