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One day three midgets were sitting around a table.

The first says, "I think I have the smallest hands in the world. I should go down the Guiness Book of World Records and get in the book!"

The second midget replies with, "Now that you mention it, I probably have the smallest feet in the world. I'll go too!"

The third midget joins in with, "I'm going too because I think I have the smallest penis in the world. Let's go!"

So the midgets go the GBoWR HQ.


The first midget is called in and is gone for awhile. He comes out very excited, "I made it! They measured my hands, and I'm in the record book!!"

The second midget is called in, and soon he comes out very excited. "I made it too!"

The third midget goes in, is gone a very long time, so long that his friends became concerned. Finally he appears with a rather forlorn look on his face.

"What's wrong?", his friends asked.

The third midget responds with "Who the hell is Freeman?!"

Top boi , famous thrase in pubg 'FREEDOMMMMM!' while killing too heavily armed big Bois with a single pistol. Basically the definition of God, Commended!!

Cheers mate