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Oh boy, here we go. I played this a while back, and it's going to be confusing, but please bear with me. This game is like a kidz bop remix of Kingdom Hearts in terms of its convoluted storytelling, the existential despair of "Numb" by Linkin Park, and like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Rick and Morty Season 5.

Elleria is a game about a guy who is the poster child for "Seinfeld End my Life edition". This bastard is a half to full millennia old ♥♥♥♥ who’s rude to everyone he meets, making every interaction a joy about which new way will this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ complain about a nothingburger, you’re a priest? "♥♥♥♥ you, religion, your god, and your mother." Have a best/only friend (best girl) with an interesting and apparently full of conflict past? The MC couldn't care less. Want to know more about the MC himself? Too bad, he’s not interested in sharing and ♥♥♥♥ you for wondering. He’s supposed to be on a quest to find death, but he seems more interested in making sure everyone else wishes they were dead first, especially the LI’s.

That may seem harsh, but the MC is a mix of like L from Death Note and Geralt. Existence is pain for him apparently, and he will ♥♥♥♥♥ about it all the time like the main character of Final Fantasy Origins raves about chaos every 30 seconds, which wouldn’t be a problem if the story wasn’t structured like a Tarantino movie. The player at all times know less about what the ♥♥♥♥ is going on than the characters, what are your goals, plans, feelings? ♥♥♥♥ if i know. Also the game has choices but i feel they’re mostly there for saying they exist, as far as i played it doesn’t seem like any of them ever change anything, also ♥♥♥♥ you guildmaster the most important in a game of chess is the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pawn, the king is useless, if the game didn’t end when he died that piece of crap would be sacrificed move 3.

Now, this may make it seem like i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate the game, but for all it’s problems writing wise and MC wise (I hate this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so much it makes me revise my hatred for the MC of Love of Magic and see that maybe he’s not so bad), the game has an interesting premise, for some reason you’re immortal apparently if it’s explained i don’t remember, lovable LI’s, Lyria is the best girl, and despite all she went through (Implied because apparently we couldn’t give less of a ♥♥♥♥ about the past, jesus this is like One Piece but as soon as luffy goes to sleep during Nami’s backstory the anime would fade to black and we would go directly to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Loguetown.) she is still a good person and as far as i saw when i played till around the middle of chapter 2 last time that doesn’t seem to change, she is like the only person who isn’t actively hostile to life itself. Aria is beautiful and I love her expressions of “How do you feel Timmy?” “I do not”, and there are the others who I don't bother remembering their names as they don’t appear nearly as much as both.

The sex scenes are at the moment few and far in between but they’re well made and the quality of the characters themselves is very good.

This game has a ton of potential and i hope the developer manages to make a diamond out of this coal, it currently has i think around 4ish hours of game, i won’t replay it or skip the scenes just yet, i just skipped to remember some stuff that would be mentioned here in the review, i’ll replay it from scratch when it’s finished. (If any game in the scene ever needed a remaster to the start is this one, if Shut up and Dance which was already a masterpiece did it then we can all agree anything can be improved, like not even the renders and ♥♥♥♥, just dialogue, make the MC less of a prick, like tone it down 22% and it would be golden) If i remember anything else i'll update the review, hope you all who read it at least give the game a chance and maybe you'll not hate the MC as much as i do.

Hello everyone, tonight on Bottom Gear: Salem Witch Trials Special i'll tell you all about the Abyss, not the one who made Artorias into a bath salts addict, but the one where we ♥♥♥♥♥ ourselves out for an apple.

We play as the witch Erika, our heroine and last standing witch after an isolated incident where demons pulled a fast one on the world and enslaved the only people capable of stopping California from expanding and taking over the world. In a world where every single woman is a ♥♥♥♥♥ and every single man is either a snuggle specialist or a cuck, we have a rather accurate representation of Los Angeles in the current age, but unlike LA here we have hope, hope that Erika isn't mind broken enough by her journey to be able to free her sisters and save the world from the tiranny of monsters.

The wisp Leo, finds a incredibly sexy statue in the middle of a cave, and after his advances on the stone go wrong, wakes up Erika after her long slumber and she finds out she is the last Witch in the current world, so he offers to help her and does so by acting as this worlds Melina and using she souls of the damned and making her strong enough to face the evils of the world. Soon after Erika finds her old house in a nearby village and finds that even though decades or possibly centuries have passed no one wanted to take over her crap shack, and better yet no one managed to ransack her basement full of BDSM gear and her witch equipment such as her alchemist set, her sentient tentacle worship room and her prisons for when she kidnaps poor slime to milk them dry so much that slime in the year 40k will have agalactia.

But to fulfill her goals she will need money, a lot of money, which conveniently is also the same souls used make her stronger, so she'll need to find a job, yes you can go over to the forest and kill an absurd amount of wolves and goblins, but you know what pays just as much and is 20x faster? Sucking ♥♥♥♥, so you'll have your choice of wether you'll be a pure witch or give in to your nature and speed up the process by letting every single male peasant in a 10 mile radius run a train on her on the public bathroom.

If you do decide to go the adventurer way you'll begin by collection flowers and saving the poor wives of poor peasants from her captivity only to find out she wasn't kidnapped she went by herself because her husband is sadly falls on one of the 2 sides of the coin and it's not a snuggle specialist, then you'll expand your house to house a garden that would make Poison Ivy jealous and finally get in the ultimate trade war wine making, since the only thing that you can find in this desolate world are berries and wood, so the only thing you can do is make kegs and make enough wine to supply a Caligula birthday party and that kids is where i'll leave our Christmas story for today as to not spoil more for you.

Now onto the gameplay, despite being an RPGMaker game the combat is in real time, so you'll need to learn how to dodge and swing at the right time to not get raked by every monster you meet, and believe me you really don't have enough health to survive getting hit, maybe because i'm playing on the Dante Must Die difficulty, but a single attack from a single wolf or goblin is more than enough to put Erika in a breedable position. But not all is lost, you have your trusty sword, your magic and you can dodge, all the tools you'll need to reduce your coitus quantity by 5%, because the sword sucks and drains all your stamina, your magic is weaker than spitting in the face of enemies and you dodge is unusable because you dared to attack an enemy just before you needed it.

But as time goes on you'll get stronger, your sword will get lighter, your magic will still suck ass but you'll be able to use it to light torches and reduce the amount of attacks needed to kill an enemy from 10 to 9.5 at the start.

We then have exploration, i remember my first time in a cave i thought "if this game isn't complete trash something will happen when i walk onto this hole in the ground" sadly nothing happened to i was quite distraught, but then a couple of minutes later i walked into another one while dodging the hundred slimes in the cave, only to fall into the whole and get taken over by all manner of tentacles living deep withing the cave, so enemies aren't the only danger in the streets of LA, we also have traps, potholes that go straight to the earth's core and the worst of all, other humans, don't trust anyone on this ghetto because all the women work for the powerful elites that allow the monsters to treat the world as their personal onahole. And by the 100% chance you'll be defeated in combat when engaging your first goblin party, you'll find out you're not free to continue life, they'll take you to the den and make you into a breeding sow, and you better not let them see you trying to escape or else it's another gangbang for you.

The games graphics are quite unique, everyone looks like they haven't taken a shower for the last 2 decades, but that is what drew me to it in the first place, it really gives you a sense of dark fantasy world, and like another goldie i won't mention here since it was banned from these pure lands, you really feel that the world is a piece of ♥♥♥♥ just by seeing the character models, and i mean that in the best of ways.

This game is wonderful, it's a breath of fresh air compared to most others released here on steam and i can't wait for it to be completed, i wish all the best upon the developer and hope you all who read this manifest enjoy it if you do give it a try.

Hello, Zuko Zenspy here, resident olympic level pervert and part time hype man.

Sexbot is one of the newest members of the steam best side, the adult side. And i'm here today to tell you crazy kids all about it.

You're some schmuck who is friends with local nerd and cartoon villain Mandark, i mean Vector , ♥♥♥♥ i mean Melvin, and as any good nerd he uses his power and intelligence to steal from corporate and give to the poor sexless nerds, in this case you. And his gift is the gift of an Amazon Alexa version 40k, with included alpha core AI and time machine so you know you're in for a good time.

You live in a reality where Amazon shot and killed president Hamilton and Jetstream Sam all in a single move, so now Blade Wolf without a job is forced to work for genderbent Jeff Bezos while she rules over reality with an iron fist, answering only the one thing above god, shareholders.

But you don't need to worry about that, you need to worry about who your virgin ass will take to the prom, popular hot girl #1 (i can fix her), non souless Belle Delphine (She can make me worse), a tall dark amazonian who could grate meat on her abs (best girl in a world where Bailey doesn't exist), your childhood friend (best girl), hottest asian woman in the world (prepare for unforeseen consequences), local college teacher (step on my genital), your "roommates" (Turn the family tree in a family circle),Alexa (hah you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser, you only have a demigoddes who control time and for some reason is devoted to you, what a ***), get cucked² by alexa because you thought you could make a threesome happen or spend your night with best boy, simp Muppet #2.

No matter your choice things don't go as planned because we can't be happy and marry Bailey on the spot and that is where your groundhog week begins while you try to fix reality and save the world, without knowing because being on the loop about the story is for losers.

Now onto the quality of things that aren't the characters and story, we have amazing renders, back to the futureesq bgm and a very good gallery system.

I give this game a 10/10 and the only thing i can say negatively is that i wish most characters didn't have buccal fat surgery and i wish there was more, but from i understand we will have a sequel one day, probably before we ever see ♥♥♥ S3 (Imma shoot myself if i nostradamus this) lol.

This is probably tied with my favorite Backrooms game with Escape the Backrooms, what it lacks in .... let's say "craftsmanship" as ETB this one has a lot of heart and fun ideas, from the roguelike mode, to the gathering items, to my favorite being how sometimes you fall somewhere absurd like in the maze map which was the most me and my group laughed in a long while in a game.

Some things that could be fun but i'm no progammer so no idea how feasible it is, in maps that have different levels to it like the aforementioned maze, it would be very intense and fun if instead of entering the creases to go to different places it would be possible to just in a let's say 1/10000 chance every step you simply fall into the other level.

Also something that could be fun would be a map item, but for example only obtainable from the black markets on the level so you would still have to explore, or a way to map yourself the rooms and have the parchment and something to draw on be quite rare; quite honestly me and my friends have memories of goldfish, we played the mines 3x in a row and we got lost all of them, we just remembered that when we found the black market we were in the home stretch.

Hello, Zuko here, and i'm here to talk about one of my favorite RPG's out in the wild wild west of the internet.

This game is one i first played many years ago when the world still was colorful, Tik Tok wasn't invented and GILF enjoyer Macron wasn't president.

And back then i was already impressed by it's mechanics, and i felt the game had ambition, but like many other games in the sphere i decided to wait for it to have some more meat on it's bones, so i waited until the year where our world went to hell, also know as year 1 of the pandemic to finally replay most of the games i had in a list hidden in places where the rules of neither man or god could hurt me, and i finally did a full playthrough of Roundscape, which to me is playing around 98-99% of the content doing 100% of all side activities and stopping literally before the final boss, yes i have i problem and never actually finish games unless i physically force myself to, and then i restarted the game in a new class, and did so thrice in a timespan most would consider in the "no life" zone, but that happens sometimes, the first pathfinder i played during work hours and quit the game also thrice in Pitax to restart because my brain doesn't allow me to be happy and finish stuff.

Now onto the actual review, you're either a boy or a girl that is either poor, very poor, crazy, pious, rich or a slave to the state, and those genders are Farmer, Thief, Wizard, Templar, Noble and Soldier, each with it's backstory and exclusive scenes for each of them, i think, i never found the Wizard one and i can only speculate.

Then you lose either everything or everyone you love, and the game starts, and you find out the game is big, like Elden Ring kind of big when you first play it, everytime you find a new zone you think that's the end of it, and you're only right about 10% of the time at least if you're like me and took the map at face value.

You then form your Yorozuya gang and part to fix every problem in the world, even against the wishes of the people living in it sometimes, and you're joined by your company of waifus, each with a ton of lore and content, and in some cases different personalities you can acquire by being yourself or lying and pretending to be pure which we all know you're not.

We have mage girl, orc girl, elf girl, semen demon girl, furry girl,holy girl , helmetless predator girl, super demon girl, tentacle best boy, manlet man, fish man, dog dog and no emotion man.

And i won't spoil but they're quite the fun bunch, i specially like Ruksana and Semen sucker because they aren't progammed to be little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like most of your party when dealing with matters of moral relativism.

You then beging your quest by pretending to help a man spy on his girlfriend, which you then promptly tell her and make them break up, because i won't allow anyone to be happy as long as i breathe, then you find the orcs, lie to their face through your teeth and convince them to help you, and go about to finding out more about the world and your enemy, and like me find out you missed the most important thing in the game somehow which is your castle which you acquire "ethically" in most cases, and go about becoming the equivalent of Joan D'arc in the world because you're the only one actually doing ♥♥♥♥ so the feds leave you alone most of the time, and i won't spoil more of the story because A i don't remember much since my memory is like that of a goldfish, and B, it's quite the wonderful thing to behold so i recommend you kids to try it out.

Moving on we have gameplay, this game has one of my favorite combat systems out there, specially for a RPGMaker game, the game feels fluid, or maybe that's my stockholm syndrome talking, but i quite enjoy combat here, which is rare and only happened a couple other times in the genre like Terminal Desires, but thankfully this one isn't stuck in a groundhog day of a development cycle.

The management and choices are all wonderful, but i'm one of those weirdos who actually liked Pathfinder Kingmaker kingdom management, so maybe it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, take your own conclusions.

Now to the good part, the SEX, if this game didn't have any adult content it would still be a joy to play and one of my favorite RPGMaker games out there, together with Symphony of War, but if the dev removed them i would go on suicide watch.

Every member of your party has a ton of content, with you, each other, other people, other creatures, but most of that is through choice, but my choice is "give me one of each chief to try it all out", and outside of that the game works in a Corruption of Champions ruleset, where if you see someone and think to yourself "can i ♥♥♥♥ that?" the answer is most likely yes.

I'm writing this with one arm since my main one is tied up because of an injury so i'll leave it here and expand on it down the road if i remember, but i just wanted to help spread the word and the love.

Hope you all enjoy the game and sorry for any mistakes in the writing and english, i'm only using punctuation when it's important cause my left arm can't quite reach the comma and i'm just bad at grammar in general.

I just played for some minutes till i got the town, the graphics are cute, the characters look cute, cute animals, some interesting things in the world like the cauldron sleeping, though he snores like a pig.


One thing though i pressed Esc and didn't see a saving options so i thought it would have an exit save feature or leave or warn me to not leave or it won't save, but with a single click on the Main Menu or Exit options the game simply does that, and it does not save your progress at all, so be careful with that if you play, hope they at least add an warning to it, but an exit-save would be nice.

Alright i had some busy days since the release of the game and finally time to play some more/finish the first day, i like that the devs released 4 patches already, it shows commitment and they are listening, the game now makes sure you can't accidentally lose your progress by sneezing in the menu when about to click in options. I'll wait a little more until i replay this one but i'll leave the review as a positive and update as i play more in the future.

One of the funniest VN's i've ever played.

Having played this game extensively in the past and finally seeing it on steam a couple of days ago i couldn't think of another path other than to buy it at once to support the creator. (But i'm going to wait a little more to replay it now to see if the developer add in achievements to the game before i commit to a new run.) A quick FIY this version of the game is the SFW versionand the bigger longer and uncut version can be found with a quick google search, which if you can't do on your own i suggest waiting a few years to hit that age rating lol (JK). The patch is now on Steam proper, so go crazy kids, time to learn some biology.

I'm kind of bad at writing reviews (And punctuation lol) but wanted to do anyways in this case so here we go.

Renryuu Ascension is a typical RPG in some places with most of the genre ideas refined over the course of it's development, you have the normal SNES JRPG experience where you explore area's in a mostly whatever you feel like order, you get stronger, you unlock new ways to explore more and all that, but i'll say now, the core RPG experience is the weakest part of the game in my opinion (With the exception of the raids), where in my opinion it truly shines is the worldbuiling foremost and the systems on top of the core RPG gameplay. As the (Really minor spoilers here if you play for like 20 minutes) king you have a degree of choices to make about running your kingdom, raise taxes, ascribe money to the infrastructure of the country, the education, religion, make drugs legal, make slavery legal or not, let people have exotic pets like fairy's or whatever else they can get their hands on and whatnot; Then with the money you get from taxes you can build new roads, new farms, rebuild old castles and whatever else, train your army and from then on, and after some of your building you unlock the (At the time i last played quite probational system) tactical RPG mode where you use your army in a Fire Emblem like game to conquer bandit's and get new equipment for your army (And if i remember right at some point it'll be used to wage war or something, quite a few years since i last read up on the goal's/roadmap of the game).

I like all of the main characters, and quite a large portion of the side ones as well (Not going to say anything too spoilery as to have no chance to ruin some of the surprises to someone that may read this); My favorite ones being Sandra, Elly and the dragon girl (Who has a large name that i can never remember, i swear she's the only one i can't seem to get) from the ones you can actually take with you in your scooby doo adventures, and i quite enjoyed most of the characters you can invite to live in your castle, slaves you rescue, maids you hire and all that.

Now to what makes the game an Adult-Only game, you play as Chad Thundercock and go sleeping your way around the world while solving the world ending crisis that is looming on the horizon, from girl's you rescue in haunted building's to an entire village of all female elves to elemental's to slime and whatever else you see in your way that has a female form, and (No idea if the plans changed) your character basically plans to become the Gengis Khan of their world, from what i can see in the CG gallery there is about 100ish (Too lazy to count) characters you can impregnate at the moment, and the madlad of a dev said he plans to do a timeskip and show all your spawn after that is said and done.

So yeah, this game get's my highest praise possible and i hope all the best to the developer and i hope that whatever the future may hold for him none of it hampers his ability to finish this piece of art as i found myself quite invest in some of the characters stories. The developer is also quite active in the discord, "some forums" and from what i saw here on steam, always trying to fix problems to any player that may have them and always answering questions players may have about the game world (That don't spoil future event's).

You can play as the witch. 100/100 best game.

Really enjoy the world, the characters and the gameplay.

Played before the steam release, and now i think i'll wait for the full release before playing it again, only bought to support the developer early on.