Matt
Matthew Connell
New South Wales, Australia
11:53 PM - Green Eggs & Ham: do u have any idea honestly where the ♥♥♥♥ matt went
11:53 PM - Green Eggs & Ham: i made the joke he was walking around his property
11:54 PM - Green Eggs & Ham: and i swear he got eaten by a croc between then and now
11:54 PM - Green Eggs & Ham: uh what do they have there
11:54 PM - Green Eggs & Ham: like
11:54 PM - Green Eggs & Ham: land crocs?

Wolfman [3:] : Also I'm not gay.
11:53 PM - Green Eggs & Ham: do u have any idea honestly where the ♥♥♥♥ matt went
11:53 PM - Green Eggs & Ham: i made the joke he was walking around his property
11:54 PM - Green Eggs & Ham: and i swear he got eaten by a croc between then and now
11:54 PM - Green Eggs & Ham: uh what do they have there
11:54 PM - Green Eggs & Ham: like
11:54 PM - Green Eggs & Ham: land crocs?

Wolfman [3:] : Also I'm not gay.
Currently Offline
I'll just leave these here...
11:15 PM - aurora borealis: ♥♥♥♥ I can't remember what I was gonna say
11:16 PM - Wolfman [3:] #StudyHard: "i love wolfman and hate memes"
11:16 PM - aurora borealis: I hate wolfman and love me
11:16 PM - Wolfman [3:] #StudyHard: close enough

-bJ- Wolfman [3:]: hey, i was juuuust curious
Wolfman: No matter how hard you try you can always go deeper

Green: ah what a time to be alive
Matt: Why is it a good time to be alive
Wolfman: You can 3-D print a dildo
Seidon: can, have, and will continue to.

Seidon: no more alcohol
Seidon: I only drink my own piss mixed with mountain dew
Seidon: because reddit has shown me the way

-bJ- Wolfman [3:]: Broseidon lives
seidon: sweet
bJ- Wolfman [3:]: in a dress
seidon: EVEN BETTER.
-bJ- Wolfman [3:]: and you have the bass cannon
seidon: MAGNIFICENT.

seidon: the full lineup will be out next week or so
seidon: THEN I WILL SPRAY MY ENTIRE HOUSE WITH SEMEN IN CELEBRATION.
-bJ- Wolfman [3:]: you might want to check matt's profile now
seidon: oh dear

Matt: JORRIL STOP THE POWER ABUSE
Matt: HELP US ALL
Matt: OH GOD NOT THE EBONY BLADE
Matt: NOOOOOOOOO
Jorril: Matt stop wriggling, it won't fit until you do

Wolfman when talking to exed : "I'm your slut"
2:01 AM - Wolfman [3:]: ♥♥♥♥
2:01 AM - Wolfman [3:]: THIS PLEASES ME

Afin A.D. Visor: I tip my trilby to you
Wolfman: I'M GOING TO ♥♥♥♥ IN YOU

Jorril: I once had a splinter 2 and a half inches in my foot, I don't want to imagine something like that in my...oh, Wolfman's here

-bJ- Wolfman [3:] : You've been slaying my throat more than my sides lately

Matt: You don't want any wood near your Wolfman?

Jorril: Wolfman, the epitiamy of going deeper

Wolfman rides alone
He is
hes shotgun and in the back
at the same time
Wolfman rides alone
There is only one loadout
all Wolfman

Wolfman is good, but with wolfman backing it up
its great

Look i thought having two diffrent launchers would be good
but screw it
double the wolfman
double the fun

9:02 PM - Wolfman [3:]: i am going to ♥♥♥♥
9:02 PM - Wolfman [3:]: in you
9:02 PM - seidon: I SPAT MY DRINK ON THE TABLE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥
9:02 PM - Wolfman [3:]: :>
9:02 PM - Wolfman [3:]: do i earn an unmute
9:02 PM - Wolfman [3:]: and probably a new quote

seidon`` : It's a fight. Only because make up sex is the best sex. <3
Wolfman [3:] : IT'LL GET BETTER, I PROMISE
seidon`` : It always gets better as the night goes on.

Wolfman [3:]: MY PUBLIC SERVICE FOR THE YEAR IS DONE
Matt the Money-Fueled Robot: NO IT ISNT I NEED A NEW SPRAY
Matt the Money-Fueled Robot: AND MORE GAY JOKES DAMMIT
Wolfman [3:]: ...crap
Wolfman [3:]: :c

Wolfmas [3:]: also matt says do you even lifyt
AWAITING PARTICIPANTS (seidon): I lift you to get you out of my bed when you refuse to leave.

<Dø

> Purple ♥ [3:]: i can imagine it now
<Dø

> Purple ♥ [3:]: you show up at his (seidon's) place
Wolfman [3:] - WTB Modem: oh god
<Dø

> Purple ♥ [3:]: he lets you in
<Dø

> Purple ♥ [3:]: offers you a hot milky drink
Wolfman [3:] - WTB Modem: I hope that isn't an innuendo
<Dø

> Purple ♥ [3:]: a latte?
<Dø

> Purple ♥ [3:]: what were you thinking of?
Wolfman [3:] - WTB Modem: anything to stop this conversation

Wolfman [3:] - BRB SYDNEY: Why do I have to be cursed with such dumb sayings and such immaculate good looks
Wolfman [3:] - BRB SYDNEY: Well immaculate facial hair. Close enough
Matt's 21 on the 17th: Well I have have snappy comebacks and immaculate eyes.
Matt's 21 on the 17th: I think I win
Wolfman [3:] - BRB SYDNEY: Aw
Matt's 21 on the 17th: Hey, I need the dumb sayings to have the snappy comebacks
Wolfman [3:] - BRB SYDNEY: So what you're saying is that I complete you. Gay.
Matt's 21 on the 17th: No, I'm saying that I look better when you're around. You're a pedastal
Wolfman [3:] - BRB SYDNEY: YOU RAISE ME UP
Wolfman [3:] - BRB SYDNEY: SO I CAN STAND ON MOUNTAINS

Wolfman [3:]: Seidon: You love me. c:
Wolfman [3:]: nawp
Seidon: :C
Wolfman [3:]: C:
Seidon: So i'm just another cheap slut?
Seidon: FINE.
Seidon is now Offline.
Matt: Quote Wall: I LOVE YOU
Wolfman [3:]: uh-og

Wolfman [3:]: FUVMD;GSKNHL
Matt: One day you will learn to spell
Wolfman [3:]: but it is not this day
Wolfman [3:]: One day i shall learn not to put myself into awkeard situations
Wolfman [3:]: but it is not this day
Wolfman [3:]: One day I shall finally get a girlfriend, have reasonable ping, and a well-paying job
Wolfman [3:]: Okay i made that one up

Matt: You should get fire emblem while you wait
Matt: And I can feed on your anger
Wolfman [3:]: if i had something to play on it
Wolfman [3:]: :3
Wolfman [3:]: wait
Wolfman [3:]: i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that sentace up
Matt: HEY LETS PLAY A GAME ON FIRE EMBLEM
Matt: I LOVE THAT CONSOLE

Wolfman [3:]: YOU GOT YOUR NEW BINDS
Wolfman [3:]: IS MY COMMUNITY SERVICE DONE YET
Wolfman [3:]: CAN I BE RELEASED FROM THIS PURGATORY

-bJ- Wolfman [3:]: brb tea
AG. Kitty K ♥ [3:]: ok
- -bJ- Wolfman [3:] is now Online.
- -bJ- Wolfman [3:]: mmmm
- -bJ- Wolfman [3:]: beef
- AG. Kitty K ♥ [3:]: did you have seidon for dinner again?
-bJ- Wolfman [3:]: /GLARE
AG. Kitty K ♥ [3:]: lol

Exed: What are you, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Wolfman?
Matt: I thought Siden was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Wolfman



Afin A.D. Visor: What are you thinking?
seidon | tipofthehats.org : usual stuff
seidon | tipofthehats.org : go on, turn off voice, wreck everything
Afin A.D. Visor: The stacking and crit stickies?
seidon | tipofthehats.org : ye
seidon | tipofthehats.org : hell, just stickies/rockets in general
seidon | tipofthehats.org : it's ag, they usually can't handle it so they just get buildings to try handle it
Afin A.D. Visor: THEY SHALL FALL BEFORE OUR SPAM
seidon | tipofthehats.org : AND THEY WILL KNOW
seidon | tipofthehats.org : WE HAVE
seidon | tipofthehats.org : HOOP DREAMS
Afin A.D. Visor: rip my sides



exed: OMG MATT
exed: I JUST REALIZED
exed: IN SEASON 2
exed: SHIRLEY'S PARTNER SAYS TO PIERCE
exed: "I think you got about 2 more years"
exed: THAT EQUATES TO SEASON 3 AND 4
exed: THEN HE DIES
exed: HE KNEW

Green Eggs & Ham: waaait a second
Green Eggs & Ham: this isnt democracy
Green Eggs & Ham: this is the opposite of democracy
Green Eggs & Ham: not democracy
Green Eggs & Ham: and wolfman is a woman
Green Eggs & Ham: so
Green Eggs & Ham: he doesnt get a vote
seidon: but coach is black
Green Eggs & Ham: not to mention hes black

The dice are broken. Blame -bJ- Wolfman [3:]

-bJ- Wolfman [3:]: not up for more vidjas?
seidon: nah
seidon: too cold
-bJ- Wolfman [3:]: or wassing the pisskey
seidon: but i'm cold and need to pee
-bJ- Wolfman [3:]: well you can solve both those problems easily
-bJ- Wolfman [3:]: all at the low low cost of your dignity
seidon: nope.
-bJ- Wolfman [3:]: I'm a bad friend

Seidon: itunes is doing that thing again where it keeps giving me one band over and over
-bJ- Wolfman [3:]: try shuffle
Seidon: it's on shuffle
-bJ- Wolfman [3:]: get more than 2 artists then nerd
Seidon: there's more than 400 songs
-bJ- Wolfman [3:]: that's a lot of dedication to those two bands
Seidon: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Seidon: I'm so bored that I actually just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ counted how many different artists are there in itunes
Seidon 109
-bJ- Wolfman [3:]: Those two bands sure took a while to settle on a name then
Seidon: i'm gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hack off one of your legs and ♥♥♥♥ the wound

Shine-O Ball-O: remember the funds I came into yesterday
Wolfman [3:]: gross
Wolfman [3:]: clean that ♥♥♥♥ up
Shine-O Ball-O: no
Wolfman [3:]: i thought it was matt who loved money that way
Shine-O Ball-O: he showed me the way

Wolfman [3:]: if you have anything to add for the funny
Wolfman [3:]: now is your chance
Shine-O Ball-O: SO MUCH PRESSURE
Wolfman [3:]: YOU'RE GONNA BLOW IT
Shine-O Ball-O: I'M GONNA BLOW IT ON THE MONEY


Fisting ♥♥♥♥ is fun- Jorril 2014

Lizzy 16 Jul, 2021 @ 10:33pm 
Don't let this profile distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
Wolfman? 22 Aug, 2015 @ 7:30am 
11:53 PM - Green Eggs & Ham: do u have any idea honestly where the ♥♥♥♥ matt went
11:53 PM - Green Eggs & Ham: i made the joke he was walking around his property
11:54 PM - Green Eggs & Ham: and i swear he got eaten by a croc between then and now
11:54 PM - Green Eggs & Ham: uh what do they have there
11:54 PM - Green Eggs & Ham: like
11:54 PM - Green Eggs & Ham: land crocs?
Wolfman? 14 Jul, 2015 @ 5:40am 
http://puu.sh/iYMB0/b15809da27.jpg You can't hurt me, Jack.
Wolfman? 6 Jan, 2015 @ 9:46pm 
Here lies Matt: 1992-2015.

"He was alright" - Everyone.
Jorril McPan [-O] 31 Mar, 2014 @ 3:58pm 
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/52506/? Matt, be very... VERY worried