Mattresses should contain 14,000 pounds of TNT so that justice is instantly delivered if someone cuts the tag off.

- "They wanted the loot, so they got the shoot" - Pelaf 7/4/2021 (Hunt Showdown)
- "There is just meat. . . everywhere" - Pelaf 21/12/2021 (Barotrauma)
- "Why are you building a giant F, Mental?" - "For Farm." - Pelaf, Mental respectively 3/3/2022 (Minecraft)
- "Why do I have to get up in the morning?" - "Yeah, why can't I just die in my sleep. . ." Mixxer, Pelaf respectively 7/27/2022 (Bigfoot)
- "I learned my lesson. I'm never buying Amazon Funyuns ever again." Mental 7/30/2022 (Discord Call)
- "Super Meat Boy is the original Scorn" - Major Mental 3/11/2024
- "Ah, surprisingly! Most horns have a tank!" - Turtle, 8/27/2024
- "My job technically is helping people cure brain cancer, like, indirectly." - Me. "But do they deserve it?" - Mental, 8/27/2024
- "CT just sent me a PM asking me if I spoke 'Traditional Chinese'" - Turtle, 8/27/2024
- "Once humanity discovers the Warp, we're over, it's becomin' Warhammer." - "Oh no. Everyone is going to become Religious." - Pelaf, Mental, respectively, 8/14/2024
- "We need to CULL the CHILDREN." - Fabio, 8/14/2024