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+rep Your life is forfeit : ggwp and gl when I eat your spleen and eviserate your corpse!

What is man waffling about

Cor blimey, 'ave ya 'eard that Vaporeon's the bee's knees when it comes to bonkin' with 'umans? They're well suited, 'cos they're in the field egg group and they're a good size to 'andle a bit of the old in-out, standin' tall at 3"03' and weighin' in at a hefty 63.9 pounds. And they're well slippery, so if ya get 'em goin', they'll be as wet as a fish in no time, and they can take a good poundin' thanks to their Acid Armor and base stats for HP. And let me tell ya, they're a proper looker with moves like Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip. And they ain't got no fur to hide their nips, so ya know they're always ready for a bit of the old slap and tickle. With Water Absorb and Hydration, they can keep goin' all night long with enough water. I'm tellin' ya, there's no other Pokemon that can match their level of compatibility. And check this out, mate, if ya pull out enough, ya can even make 'em turn white. Vaporeon was made for the 'uman dong, no doubt about it

Fast as the wind, the invasion has begun
Shaking the ground with the force of thousand guns
First in the line of fire
First into hostile land
Tanks leading the way
Leading the way
Charging the lines with the force of a furious storm
Fast as the lighting phantoms swarm
Two hundred miles at nightfall
Taken within a day
Thus earning their name
Earning the fame
They are the panzer elite, born to compete, never retreat (ghost division)
Living or dead, always ahead, fed by your dread
Always ahead, as the blitzkrieg rages on
Breaking morale with the the sound of blazing guns
First in the line of fire
First into hostile land
Tanks leading the way
Leading the way
Leaving a trail of destruction to a foreign land (waging war with conviction)
Massive assault made to serve the Nazi plan (Wehrmacht's pride, ghost division)
Communication's broken
Phantom's are far away
Thus earning their name
Earning the fame

War is Hell, what you expect me to say it's full of beautiful fields of poppy flowers and people play rock papers scissors to win? No people are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blasting each other with heavy ordinance and live ammunition, to reduce the other's numbers so they can gather more territory or resources, sometimes both. But yeah guys, don't call it out for being literal hell, that's edgy!!!! You want to know what's edgy? Pretending like war is something that's beautiful and only exists in video games, what, did you plan to join the marines? Did I ruin your crayon eating dreams by saying "war is hell"? Did I pull your strings, push your buttons just by calling it out for what it is? The phrase ain't edgy, you're just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who is overusing a term because their friend said it and they found it funny.