Recent reviews by The Stoned Drifter

After hearing what take two has done and turning this game into spy ware, I'm not going to play it again and take two can go ♥♥♥♥ themselves these people are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so disconnected from the real world.

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this game could be better but siffers from problems with the solution to some being give bethesda more money and im like ♥♥♥♥ you todd howard can go ♥♥♥♥ himself with a sandpaper dildo also leave it to bethesda to leave out a function that most if not all other online multiplayer games have which is locking equipment so you dont accidentally scrap a piece of armor that you are using or plan to use
also this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ will glitch and cause my movement to be reduced to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crawl thus making me alt + f4 this steaming ♥♥♥♥ and restart it but no more ♥♥♥♥ this game and that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ todd howard

game is ♥♥♥♥ grinding out planes and other vehicles along with performance mods is one thing but the most annoying part about this is having to gain crew xp at earth shifting speed making you grind even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ longer

poor people without a phone number get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ its required like damn near everything on the internet nowadays

cant even play cause im poor this ♥♥♥♥ wants yo phone number

MAXX C users deserve to die in an aids fire
also ♥♥♥♥ konami in the ass with a sandpaper dildo

game is good EA is dog doodoo water and they need to be hit with an exterminatus ♥♥♥♥ EA

ass phone game stay away