We can be allies! You can order me around and I can disappoint you!

What I wouldn't give to wake up next to M14. Her beautiful blonde hair in my face, smelling like Hoppes and sweat. She would roll over to face me, morning sun streaming in through the window, skin dappled with orange light. I imagine looking in her eyes as she smiles, just happy to be awake and next to me. I'd put an arm over her, pull her close, and kiss her. We'd stay like that a while, as the birds outside chirped, and I'd savour her like a breeze in summer. The rise and fall of her chest as she breathed those gentle breaths you breathe just after waking up. The warmth of her body.
This wasn't the video game I signed up for, but it sure as hell is the one I'm gonna be making. VR waifus can't come soon enough.