Sigma: I'm gonna add all your fails to my profile.
Buttsy: No you're not.
Sigma: I'm gonna do it.
Buttsy: No you're not!

(Most of these were in voice chat)

Buttsy: How do I open parachute?!
Sigma: *Laughing like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥*
Buttsy: Ahh! How do I open it?!

Buttsy: I hate it when artists don't show their breasts.
Sigma: Me too.
Buttsy: I mean brushes!

Buttsy: It wouldn't be a fart, just trapped air getting out.
Sigma: That excuse only works at a certain decibel level.

Buttsy: Should I get Caviar Vest?
Sigma: Get WHAT?!
Buttsy: I mean Kevlar!
Sigma: CAVIAR VEST!
Buttsy: No!

Buttsy: I noticed it wasn't Companion mode.
Sigma: WHAT mode?!
Buttsy: Comp... CAMPAIGN mode!
Sigma: COMPANION MODE!

Buttsy: In AB.. A B P, I always get it wrong.
Sigma: All Bulletin Points.
Buttsy: A B P. I said it, ABP!
Sigma: I like how you said it THREE TIMES
Sigma: SLOWLY
Sigma: And you got ALL of them wrong.

SIgma: I'm not gonna say it.
Buttsy: I need to hear you say it in Porcaj- Por-
Sigma: PORCAJESE!
Buttsy: Oh my god.

Professor F.E.A.R: That really pisses me off
Kien: don't get mad
Kien: get better

Sinner: He's not toxic.
Sinner: He's biohazard.

Vengeful Monstrosity: at least i got intelligence what u got pin head
Vengeful Monstrosity: oh if i lacked intelligence then what am i doig with a distinction in english u moron
Vengeful Monstrosity: no but our disease is rubbing off on me
Vengeful Monstrosity: sadly u made me caught the disease

*DEAD* Omer : SIGMA I ♥♥♥♥ YOUR GOD

The real battle of NCR VS Legion:
Artanis Wesker: Legate will avenge them with your blood
Sigma: Caesar's dead lol
Artanis Wesker: thats why I said legate not caesar
Artanis Wesker: knew you were that much a ♥♥♥♥ to kill OUR LEADER
Sigma: I'm taking legate Lanius's armor
Sigma: and pissing myself while wearing it

Sigma: miss or hit
Sigma: huh miss guess they never I
Buttsy: ...
Buttsy: LOL

Playing Helldivers after an extensive argument about Tanks/Bruisers in videogames.
Sigma gets in a tank.
Sigma: Look, look!
Felicity: ?
Sigma: I'm a BRUUUUISER! :D
Felicity uses flamethrower
Sigma: NO!
Felicity: I will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill you!! ._.

W.Gamer : 3 crits in a row .... reported
Sigma : Its called Kritzkrieg idiot
W.Gamer : suck a ♥♥♥♥

Mire: Ah, the joy of homebrewn memes. Nothing upsets people more.
Sigma: be nice
Sigma: i spent 10 minutes on this

SuperFly: Zimbabwa just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ themselves to Russia
SuperFly: Wonder if its gonna be called
SuperFly: Russbabwa or Zimussia. Cheese and rice.
Sigma: black ice

Sigma : Nice bonk bro, got you past sentry.
Mr.Derp : yeah thanks
Sigma killed Mr.Derp with the_rescue_ranger.
Sigma : But not past BOOLETT

*APB:R freezes and stops working while driving*
Sigma: crashed lol
Phatteh: YOU KILLED SOMEONE
Phatteh: XDDDD
Sigma: WHAT
Phatteh: ran him over
Sigma: ARE YOU JOKING?
Sigma: WHAT!?!
Phatteh: XDD
Phatteh: IM NOT
Sigma: AHAHAHA
Sigma: I DIDN'T EVEN SEE ANYONE
Sigma: ON MY SCREEN
Phatteh: http://prntscr.com/h56qzh

Filly Fluttershy : find me ^^
Sigma : ok
Sigma killed Filly Fluttershy with ambassador. (crit)
Sigma : I found you.

Sigma killed ayyy lmao with ambassador. (crit)
ayyy lmao : Yeah how do you even headshot as spy?
Sigma : bcause i am disguise as sniper u noob
ayyy lmao : Someone votekick this stupid hacker


Aurghmeister Amby training: bronies are furries but worse
Sigma: Yes
Aurghmeister Amby training: it's like double hitler
Sigma: LOL

*Farming arrests in APB, enemy team starts killing eachother near end round*
Phatteh: Why did the silver kill his friend?
Sigma: Because me getting cop 15 is a demonic ritual.
Sigma: It requires a newborn sacrifice, and a level 12 bronze is basically the same.
Phatteh: LOL

Aurghmeister: how 2 invisible with agent man??

Chrome_Disaster: faze aint play skyrim
Chrome_Disaster: you aint no faze
FaZe Sigma: YES I AM

Chrome_Disaster: i painted my compter in black
Chrome_Disaster: hoping will run faster
Chrome_Disaster: but now wont work anymore

Stingraykill: Why u got no funny thing from me in ur profile
Sigma: You don't say funny things.

[GpS] Kinky: they have a computer sitting in a warehouse in taiwan with a internet connection and a bot that got commands on what to reply on what topics..
Sigma: Meanwhile tthe robot develops emotions and prepares an attack on the world
[GpS] Kinky: epic love story!
Sigma: Better than Twillight.

Sigma: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ abominations
Artanis Wesker: At olympics
Sigma: ye
Sigma: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ monsters of science
Artanis Wesker: That dude was
Sigma: creations from atheists
Sigma: burn them
Artanis Wesker: Nuke em again I say
Sigma: #makehiroshimagreatagain
Artanis Wesker: Thats so mean omg

Felicity: Grond is hot what are you talking about
Felicity: He can finger 4 girls and treat the 5th one like a lady.

Sigma: my favourite pokemon is agumon
Raelin Scarlet-Fire: That is just slightly triggering.
Sigma: shut up, you don't know anything

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(Playing "Working at McDonald's: SWAG simulator 2012" on Steam)
Ark. @Why bother.: good game, that one
Sigma: yayaya
Ark. @Why bother.: can i pay in obey caps?
Sigma: As long as they still have the stickers on them.
Ark. @Why bother.: I'll starve then :(
Sigma: xDDD
Ark. @Why bother.: good talk, put it on your profile