Mr Pubes
Scrotum   Colorado, United States
 
 
Once when I was a kid I was playing with my pee pee and i played too hard and then I lost a lot of white blood cells and got really scared
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Go Gargle a load of HORSE PISS
you heard me RIGHT
Green_beans 6 febr. la 17:42 
the horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac)
Guitarist809 12 ian. la 18:03 
I put coffee beans up my rectum because I herd bats poop coffee beans for rich people and I thought it would be the same but now I have a poop latte
Green_beans 12 ian. la 10:34 
i asked a coworker "whats the yams" and he told me to ♥♥♥♥ off
Green_beans 12 ian. la 10:28 
stretching my scrote into a bowl shape so I can hold my horchata
Guitarist809 11 ian. la 16:20 
can't remember do you put crushed oreo crackers or the creme in your foreskin before sleep to keep away bedbugs?
Willy 11 dec. 2024 la 13:45 
I found a great cyber monday deal on sounding rods. I'm going to turn myself into a fire hydrant.