Mr Pubes
Scrotum   Colorado, United States
 
 
Once when I was a kid I was playing with my pee pee and i played too hard and then I lost a lot of white blood cells and got really scared
Kirjautunut ulos
Go Gargle a load of HORSE PISS
you heard me RIGHT
Green_beans 6.2. klo 17.42 
the horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac)
Guitarist809 12.1. klo 18.03 
I put coffee beans up my rectum because I herd bats poop coffee beans for rich people and I thought it would be the same but now I have a poop latte
Green_beans 12.1. klo 10.34 
i asked a coworker "whats the yams" and he told me to ♥♥♥♥ off
Green_beans 12.1. klo 10.28 
stretching my scrote into a bowl shape so I can hold my horchata
Guitarist809 11.1. klo 16.20 
can't remember do you put crushed oreo crackers or the creme in your foreskin before sleep to keep away bedbugs?
Willy 11.12.2024 klo 13.45 
I found a great cyber monday deal on sounding rods. I'm going to turn myself into a fire hydrant.