Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

🚘 * 🏀 * 💚 * 🌽 * 💗 * 📒 * 🎍 * 👾 * 💛 * 🐠 * 🔋 * 🍧 * 🐳 * 🚗 * 🎍 * 😺
ㅤ* I could lend a hand but I prefer to give a finger.
ㅤ* Whizzing round a sharp bend on a country road a motorist ran over a large dog. A distraught farmer's wife ran over to the dead animal.
"I'm so very sorry", said the driver, "I'll replace him, of course."
"Well, I don't know", said the farmer's wife, "Are you any good at catching rats?"
ㅤ* Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone
🐛 * 💃 * ⚡ * 🍇 * 🏓 * 🎽 * 🎄 * 👃 * 🥒 * 🌏 * 🌋 * 🐝 * 🏓 * 👳 * 💚 * 👔

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!

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