Rainbow Six® Siege is the best game ever! It starts on the first try every time. Just like my car, Oh wait, I don't have a car, AND RAINBOW SIX® SIEGE IS A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ STEAMING PILE OF STINKY ♥♥♥♥ THAT CRASHES AND DOESN'T START AND WON'T LET ME PLAY IT WHY CAN'T I FOR ONCE HAVE SOMETHING GOOD IN MY LIFE I HATE EVERYONE WHY CAN'T I BE HAPPY EVERYONE HATES ME I HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR GOD PLEASE KILL ME I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE MY MISERABLE EXISTANCE MY PARENTS TOLD ME I WAS A FAILED ABORTION AND MY MOM TRIED TO SWALLOW ME MY DAD BEATS ME EVERY NIGHT WHEN HE COMES HOME DRUNK AFTER DRESSING UP IN MY MOTHERS UNDERWEAR AND HAVING A GAY ORGY WITH HIS FRIENDS IN FURSUITS FISTING EACH OTHER WITH SALSA

EDIT: MY PARENTS TRIED TO ABORT ME TODAY
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Rainbow Six® Siege is the best game ever! It starts on the first try every time. Just like my car, Oh wait, I don't have a car, AND RAINBOW SIX® SIEGE IS A FUKING STEAMING PILE OF STINKY SHIT THAT CRASHES AND DOESN'T START AND WON'T LET ME PLAY IT WHY CAN'T I FOR ONCE HAVE SOMETHING GOOD IN MY LIFE I HATE EVERYONE WHY CAN'T I BE HAPPY EVERYONE HATES ME I HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR GOD PLEASE KILL ME I FUCKING HATE MY MISERABLE EXISTANCE MY PARENTS TOLD ME I WAS A FAILED ABORTION AND MY MOM TRIED TO SWALLOW ME MY DAD BEATS ME EVERY NIGHT WHEN HE COMES HOME DRUNK AFTER DRESSING UP IN MY MOTHERS UNDERWEAR AND HAVING A GAY ORGY WITH HIS FRIENDS IN FURSUITS FISTING EACH OTHER WITH SALSA EDIT: MY PARENTS TRIED TO ABORT ME TODAY SEND HELP