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(No Cybertronians were harmed in the making of this post. Nor do I endorse lobotomy, cyber or otherwise. I'm not even in favor of electroshock. Or institutionalization. Also, can steam trigger a disappearing case of latent post-traumatic stress?)
Quote: "...unless your computer is optimus prime in disguise, your computer will [run this video game in an unplayabe manner, causing frustration, stress, and chagrin.]" (Bracketed contents inserted to illucidate obscenity.)
I'm picturing the disembodied head of Optimus Prime plugged into a TV and controller, spouting 8-bit music through his mouth as I play some fiendishly hard game from the 1980's designed to waste lives. I suppose if you could strip the personality circuits out of his cerebral cortex and reduce it to processing basic math and language, he might make a decent game system. Otherwise, it's like dodging bullets every day of your life. Wait, are we talking about the same thing? Maybe your Optimus and my Optimus are different. I'm all confused. Hey, how's MP? I can't even find it.
I wish video games weren't an excuse for people to harrass others in public and call it "meta." Like they expect you to live every triumph and defeat possible in a video game in your own real life. That's lame. I suppose it's punishment for buying entertainment that people like Optimus Prime (in disguise) find offensive. Or challenging. Or revealing. Telling. And especially truthful.
I don't know about this video game though. It might be full of half truths itself. maybe even outright lies. I'll have to be careful who I listen to. But that's just one of the hazards of living in a media saturated world. Everyone has a bullhorn to scream with.
Then again, it's the quiet ones who get through. Old, with their best "humble dignity" on. You know. Optimus Prime in disguise.
(I'm not hoping any real Optimus's suffer a cyber lobotomy. I'm just wishing men like that in my life would stop making death threats at me and my family and lose the ability to act on violent impulses. That is the frontal lobe, isn't it? :) )
Please don't take this too seriously. I have a choice between being peeved and ridiculous. I chose both. :D (Hint: No CAPS.)
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
i try to send a message to Orange^^
HAVE A NICE DAY