Hi,
I just stumbled across this account and... WOW
I mean, you're so cool, I thought maybe we could go get a coffee sometime?

Now, I know what you're thinking "Omg, this guy is such a creep ew" but I assure you I am not like other guys! I will treat you like the queen you are and all I ask in return is that you give a nice guy like me a chance

My Resume is as follows

12:50AM 23/11/19, held the door open for a girl I didn't even KNOW!
15:52PM 21/02/20, held the door open for a girl I didn't even KNOW!
16:42 date unknown, didn't take advantage of my friend while she was sleeping, SUCH A NICE GUY MOVE!!!11!!!!!

If the above does not convince you, then you are a shallow conceited ♥♥♥♥♥ and do not deserve my affection


I look forward to your response


Signed
A nice guy!

Okay you've been warned you are cancelled

This man is a rampant porn addict he has a sexbox

you should go commit die you dumb poo poo head

Is this some kind of in-joke?

Another thing, Out of Sync