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Posted: 31 Dec, 2018 @ 4:43pm

Hello. Welcome to a Review. Today, we'll demonstrate how to make a protagonist.

He must be
1. A Greenlander
2. Black Hair. No other colors allowed.
3. That said black hair must be groomed, and very normal.
4. He must have a Concial hat when you get the chance. or known as Rice hat.
5. His only weapon will be a Katana - All other weapons banned.
6. He must be harem protagonist. That means you can't have any male.
7. You must have Evangelion Opening as your character's themesong.
8. Be a coward. Run from everything. Except Beak Things. Accept your fate if you do encounter them.
9. Become the hero the Hub needs.
10. Most importantly. If possible. Acquire Fedora, and replace the conical hat. Now you've completed your master set.

There. You shall truly have a Kenshi Experience.
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