Recent reviews by Marcus

Wish it was named DWARF Rock Galactic, because that's what it is. Badass space dwarves, fighting alien bugs, to get that sweet ore. Including GOOOOLD!

Do recommend.

An FPS classic. Should be played, if only for the history.

Still pretty fun destroying zombies and aliens though.

An FPS classic. Should be played, if only for the history.

Still pretty fun destroying zombies and aliens though.

Great gameplay, and great story.

Kratos returns, older, quieter, and more mellow. Haunted by his past, and trying to do better.

And he's got a son!

Join Kratos on his adventures with his son Atreus, while totally not going down the path to killing a Pantheon of jerk gods. Again.

Seriously, you think the other Pantheons would've gotten the memo by now, on not provoking this guy.

It's HALO. Hard to go wrong with it. It IS a classic FPS series after all, and for dang good reason.

Everyone's favorite, suit wearing, barcode tatoo'd bald assassin is back! And he's dressed to kill. Well, honestly, he'll kill in whatever outfit he happens to be wearing. Including yours.

Play the game however you want! As an unseen ninja (including literally, there's a ninja costume), a social chameleon, changing disguises as needed.

Or as a totally incompetent bumbling clown (literally! There's a clown costume), beating people with a fish, getting spotted by literally everyone, and somehow STILL completing the mission with 0 witnesses! How you might ask? Uhhh....that's a secret! *Quickly locks Bulging closet door with limbs sticking out of the sides.

Works quite well, for playing sounds and music over the microphone. And best of all, has the option to lower the volume of the sounds to less than your voice. (In preferences. I usually do about -20 decibels).

Means you can play all the zany sounds you want (like the ever popular "Wilhelm scream", when someone bites the dust). While not being too loud and obnoxious, and still being able to talk over the sounds.

And of course, for playing the best song of all time, by the superstar Rick Astley. =P

Install "Long War" mod. Get large numbers of soldiers with the "Foreign Legion" perk. Fight aliens. Modify the looks of your soldiers to whichever famous movie or video game actor looks most like them, if they survive the red shirt phase (1st three battles, where I literally change their armor to red. Rookies tend to die a lot.)

End up with a Duke Nukem clone. Lose him, KIA in the brutal combat.

"Duke, NOOOOOO!"

Get another one. "Duke Nukem is dead, long live Duke Nukem (the 2nd)!".

Rinse and repeat many more times. The aliens cannot stop the army of Duke Nukems. Victory!

Do you ever yearn for shooters in the style of old? Like Doom, where you can quickly run around, annihilating massive amounts of enemies, with brutal carnage?

Well now you can! And you can do so with absolutely no moral quandaries, as the enemies are evil Nazis!

So play Wolfenstein now! Do your part in fighting Facism, by turning them into gore!

The game also has a decent story too, if you're into that.

Fun little quick free game. You can beat it within an hour if you're quick on the uptake, and have someone good to coop with.

Or you and your buddy can troll each other in funny ways. =P