"IT'S SO BAD! IT'S NOT EVEN GOOD!"
"If it's good; it's not going to be bad.." - Bae wisdom

"Terapy srevice for your crevice"
"Your voice is so smilky!"
"I live in your balls?"
"Oh my Gawb..."
"Omg Lev.. *Long winded comparison*"
"...Chain-tackled porno?"
"This might be my forever home, for awhile."
"My sealed is fate!!"
"Take a hard west!"
"The good ol' sneck and smex"
"Squote"
"Lilith's penix skin?!?"
"My back is heavy from lifting this team" -Random MvM player.
"I am Derpina, lord of Derpine!"
"I'ma greedy boy~"
"Here comes the hordge!!"
"Normus"

"*Fiddles with microwave* "How do I set an hour?!" *Gets looked at stupidly* "60 minutes?"
"Q: How do you glutify corn? A: Brine it in something? Gluten?"
"Let's go get some beef" - Aperture Kills
"Lick my salty finger"
"It's esquisite!"

"⋅⋅⋅ᴬᵗ ᶫᵉᵃˢᵗ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢᶰ'ᵗ ᵃ ᶜʳᵃʷᶫᵉʳ⋅⋅⋅"
"He smithered it in" -Alchemiser
"I didn't know manatees were fish
I thought they were mamals" - Alchemiser
"Isn't Thor Greek?" -Fell
"The fattest man, in the smallest carriage, is he who goes fastest -Confusius"
"I thought it had Dohnny Jepp in it!" -Aperture Kills
"Killem & Cuckme Law Firm, attorneys at law"

"Giant danky human" Aperture Kills
"It's small, but it's medium."

"HEINOUS PAINUS!"
"Spongus"
"Instant Mangulation"

"Throw your beef knuckles deep into my sauce"
"I got the long end of the shaft"
"Slarp"