I speak fluent antartican, can lick my elbow, build wells for African kids(by buying icecream), fly a plane, lick a moving train, parallel park a cargo ship, end world hunger, roll a two sided die, take down 3 apache ah-64 attack helicopters with a fork, pass a math test, find alien life, get my toast out with a fork, correctly assemble a lego set, prank the bradberrys, end the korean war, fail spanish class, communicate via carrier pigion, drive a reverse bike, snap my fingers, and survive under water for 2 mins.