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Wereshark: why do boys get wingmen and girls get duffs?
Rataldo: b/c when your a hunter you want a sidekick and when you're being hunted you want a meat shield

Malavarn: also, if they play the chicken dance...participation is mandatory
Malavarn: know this
Wereshark: lolol
Wereshark: fine
Malavarn: no seriously
Malavarn: it's an actual rule
Malavarn: they take that ♥♥♥♥ very seriously
Wereshark: who does?
Malavarn: the dj's
Wereshark: really
Wereshark: no dj is gunna play that
Malavarn: that's what you think
Malavarn: have you ever heard the dubstep version of the chicken dance?
Wereshark: no
Wereshark: why?
Wereshark: why would i have heard that?
Malavarn: because it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome?
Wereshark: spare me
Malavarn: you think im making this up?
Malavarn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wehTnCiam8
Wereshark: oh my god
Malavarn: dont be a hater
Wereshark: oh my jesus
Wereshark: lolololol
Malavarn: I KNEW IT
Wereshark: please tell me rat showed you that

white sox game

Damn you, where did you go? We must finish conquering the world!

And I bet you watched...