That is true sir

I know I do. You always do when you have a ♥♥♥♥ like me.

That was amazing! You've had an interesting life my friend.

After that they asked for my name. And I told them it was Adm. Gen. Dr. Mr. Sir. Badass. Big ♥♥♥♥ Johnson at which they laughed at me until I gave them my Card of Badassitude and then they belived me and wanted me to run Al Queda and all of the North Korean Gulag/ Concentration Camp/ Slave Labor Camp/ Super Happy "Phun" Time "Summer" Camp/ Death Camps in North Korea and some in China, to which I replied "Well then my good vagina-eyed Korean friend I would be most kind to accecpt but I have toe job of running Putin's (Stalin's) Salt Mines and the best part is there is no salt in Russia (Soviet Union/ CCCP/ USSR) so the miners are just working their asses to death" at which we had a hardy laugh. Soon after I helped Adolf Hitler rise to power under the fake name of Henrich Himmler.



The End...

what happened after that?

One time in the year 1922 I found Osama Bin Laden working at 7/11 and selling porn mags to Kim Il Sung, Kim Jong Il, And Kim Joung Hard Un. So I politely asked them for a lighter and none of them had one.