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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 6.0 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 2 May, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Early Access Review
Everything in this game is designed to piss you off, literally everything. The music is infuriating, the physics are infuriating, the fact that you can miss save planks is infuriating, the fact that you can kick the save planks off into the water is infuriating, the fact that they only give you 1 save, and when you get to the next one it overwrites it is infuriating, in first person mode you either get a really poorly rendered helmet blocking your view or the silly red feather thing blocking your view is infuriating, the fact that you launch the chickens slightly to your right and not the middle of the screen where your aiming is incredibly infuriating, your own chickens can (and will) kill you and thats infuriating, the fact that the clock counts both the 00 second and the 60 second meaning that every minute is 61 seconds is infuriating, the fact that regardless of your number of deaths the number is always suffixed with "th" is infuriating, everything is infuriating. Everything. Its like the child of fall guys and dark souls.

Its absolutely brilliant, buy it.
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