Recent reviews by RustyFetus

Growing up I loved dinosaurs. "Well why don't you marry them then?" You might ask, well that's just what I did. I went to Las Vegas with my now Dino wife and we got officially married and everything. The honeymoon wasn't what I expected and now my medical insurance is through the roof but hey, I'm living my dreams. Shout out Jurassic Park, The Land Before Time and my parents! Five stars (make the camera bad, I don't care.)

A solid tactical shooter, this game makes you feel immersed, especially when you say "Over" after every radio communication

As a contrarian I enjoy doing the opposite of what is intended in this game by destroying the environment as much as possible. Really quite a fun time.

Great world war two game, feels realistic yet is fun enough to make that realism not a burden.

It's only really fun the first 12 hours, then you just play because you hate yourself.

The screenshots don't look even remotely close to the actual game. 10 Years in early access.

This game changed my life. I used to be a slave to the 9 to 5 work week, churning away my time to a pointless future... until I discovered this masterpiece of a game. My outlook on existence profoundly expanded as I was transported to a zero gravity moonscape with awe inspiring visuals. Intense gunfights, intricate map design, my mind was forever turned onto living on the moon. I have spent all of my $2000 life savings to convert my parent's basement into a realistic moon-base replica and live out my remaining days as a moon-man, lord of space.

I am the greatest tank, I got all the best gear and left my friends with nothing. 10/10 would loot goblin all the loot again, thanks for making a great game here.

I haven't played this game in 4 years and I am better off as a human for doing so. When Valheim was release I could hear the development team collectively screaming in rage because they have failed to create anything of value in the last 5 years. I am going to leave this game in my library as a reminder that I was and most likely still am a smooth brained ape who shouldn't be allowed to give money to people who sell garbage.

Overall, I would rather fart into a straw that's connected to my nostrils.
Ted Cruze did 911

Fun and relaxing game to sit back with and mix samples