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I sexually Identify as an Anime Girl. Ever since I was a smol gurl I dreamed of being printed on a body pillow and getting hugged by a 400 pound man. People say to me that a person being a anime girl is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m kawaii. I’m having a plastic surgeon install primary colored hair and massive eyes on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me with -chan suffix and respect my right to sing anime songs all day. If you can’t accept me you’re a animephobe and need to check your otaku privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I sexually Identify as an A- 10 Warthog. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the sand dunes spraying 4,200 RPM fire on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being an attack jet is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install depleted uranium armour, 30 mm GAU cannons and JDAM guided bombs on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Warthog" and respect my right to kill heavy armour from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a jet-phobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see...
that suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say.
suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger...watch it grin.
suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
A brave man once requested me
to answer questions that are key
is it to be or not to be
and I replied 'oh why ask me?'
suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
...and you can do the same thing if you please......

Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me other users. Many thanks for your cooperation!
Best regards, Albanian virus

☻/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over youtube.
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