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Nani the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ iimasu about watashi, you chiisai ♥♥♥♥♥ desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the ♥♥♥♥ out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shinimashita’d, akachan

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand comped sushi memes. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical casino management most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Paddock's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.

quite recently I had a similar problem. I was shoving hot peppers into my ass, and one of the peppers exploded. I was writhing in pain. I knew from the last time this happened, milk is the only cure. So I found the largest syringe available, filled it with milk, (unpasteurized, remember, thats the only way you get all the nutrients) and pumped my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of it. I held it in, and it definitely helped, the only problem was throughout the day, it slowly leaked, and everyone around me was tormented by the smell of spoiled milk...

Say that to my face irl ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm not even kidding. Meet me at Sakura Con in April on the karaoke stage, I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wreck you at any anime theme song. Hell, I'll even let you choose the song. I've been watching anime for 16 years, I've seen it all and read all the mangasas well. Don't you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ try to tell me my waifu is ♥♥♥♥. Asuna is best girl and you know it. Hell, I bet you're one of those casual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who watch Naruto and saw Pokémon in primary school and think you're hot ♥♥♥♥. You don't know anything, baka.

Auithors notel Digimon is a new Digimon because there is not actual Digimon that is called Digimon he is a new one that I invented