Lord Sturm
Mr. Evil
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Commander of Black Hole's forces. A mysterious invader from another world.

Hit: Invasions
Miss: Peace
Commander of Black Hole's forces. A mysterious invader from another world.

Hit: Invasions
Miss: Peace
Currently Offline
KKiONI 3 Jan, 2013 @ 3:54pm 
Eek.
Lord Sturm 3 Jan, 2013 @ 3:47pm 
I'm back chumps and this profile is active full time and will only be me! Tremble in fear! I've been reborn as the new and improved leader of the Black Hole Army (who was really the original leader).
KKiONI 7 May, 2011 @ 12:17pm 
[semi-spoiler]
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life! Take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your darn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am!? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon that burns your house down!"
~Cave Johnson
KKiONI 1 Jan, 2011 @ 6:35pm 
I've seen that character in your avatar before. I just don't know where...
KKiONI 19 Jul, 2010 @ 9:47pm 
Woah I didn't bother reading those lyrics till now, but they're pretty epic :O
Lord Sturm 27 Jun, 2010 @ 7:24am 
[Scar]:Its time you were all introduced to..
Your rulers executive staff..
Perhaps not the kind you've been used? to.
But certainly, game for a laugh.

[Hyenas]:We'd like to assure you no fooling.
Red meat is no longer our scene.
And if now and then we're seen drooling,
Its only in ancestor genes...

[Scar]:So prepare for a glorious future,
be prepared for the pride(s) golden age.
[Hyena 1]: Its like any other...
[Hyena 2]: Who murdered a brother
[Hyenas]: If we dont spread rumors, they'll feed us and groom us. We're friends in high places, we all know the aces.
[Scar]: So dont try and rattle my cage.
[Hyenas] Oh imagine if anyone dared.
[Scar & Hyenas]: Be prepared.
[Hyenas]: Oh imagine if anyone dared.
[Scar] Be prepared.