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-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great csgo games and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear saying to me violently "mmm Daddy i love the way your ear tastes, it is like my ♥♥♥♥", i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg, as he yelped like a cowgirl and said "pucker up buttercup were going for a ride". I punched him and then 2 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy