So I (24M) have a receding hairline. My (26M) best friend knows it’s my biggest insecurity. While we were hanging out with our female friends at my dorm, he suddenly said « Yo (my name) why don’t you show your hairline to the girls »? To which I replied « ayt bro why don’t you show them your micropenis then? ». He instantly got hard (it was a tiny little bump on his pants), and the girls all screamed that they wanted to see it. Little tlw did they know that my friend, besides from having a micro-peen, has also a degrading kink. His face got super red and he hesitantly started to pull down his pants. As soon as the girls saw his little gnocchi, they started laughing at it and calling it the smallest, ugliest ♥♥♥♥ they’d ever seen. In 10 seconds my friend then proceeded to jizz uncontrollably in front of all of them, moaning like a little pig. Of course the girls all left my room cause they were weirded out, and now my friend doesn’t wanna talk to me.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches haha. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

i'm a Admin from PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it :smiley: thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND :smiley:

hahah, no problem, however it is not me, it's my wallet. It buys things when I'm sleeping.

Glad I have you on my friend's list. I almost always learn about Early Access games from you playing them so much.

yes, state of decay