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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.2 hrs on record
Posted: 28 Feb @ 8:34pm

Early Access Review
Install and Run Game.
Adjust settings and have it finally go into "exclusive mode", which I guess was full screen without being windowed, regardless, it was now apparently running ok.
Try to go into a single player SOLO mission to test it out.
NOPE - You must first watch the tutorial. Boots me to my browser to a video. Apparently the whole game is locked until you do the tutorial.
No problem. Click on Tutorial.
Tries to connect to a server and then says "Unable to Verify Steam Account".
Wait... the tutorial is ONLINE!?! WTF?!
Try to do anything else in game but am unable to since you have to do the Tutorial first.
Neither the Tutorial mission or the VIDEO OF IT are installed, BOTH are online...
With all due respect to the other developers involved who might have spoken against this, but, I would like to offer up two giant middle fingers to the developer who, after what I can only imagine, was him passing the concept or idea through his wife's multiple boyfriends while she was getting railed and getting multiple thumbs up, decided it was a good idea to implement a hard lock on the whole game, in effect until a needlessly online single player tutorial mission is done, fully knowing that there was a chance that you could not do the mission. Leaving the people who purchased the game and have experienced aforementioned problem, with the feeling that if they has just crumpled up their money into a ball and tried to hit the garbage bin like it was a basket ball, they would have gotten more entertainment out of their money.
PLEASE DO NOT PURCHASE THIS GAME, these devs do not deserve it. I won't even get into the Denuvo or whatever it is called, issue. I could careless if they have access to all my files. I wont be in any way responsible for the psychiatric help they will need if they do look at them.
I hope they will either fix or change this in the future so I can play my game and then write a more... let's say, "positive" review.
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2 Comments
Black Seven 26 May @ 7:42pm 
Thank you Nippers! I appreciate the comment man! I hope you are doing well and that we can play a game together again! Wishing you a fantastic week ahead! Cheers.
P!g Knobs 8 May @ 10:02am 
^This guy comments^ You had me rolling reading this.