lmao

"Oh hello ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and sluts! Sorry, but my dad's upstairs in the bathroom ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ himself, and my mom's in the kitchen ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the turkey, you'll have to come back later!"

A Little Johnny Joke- Little Johnny is outside and witnesses two girls. One trips the other and laughs. The tripped girl stands up, slaps the other girl and yells "♥♥♥♥♥!" The other girl smacks her and yells "Slut!" So Little Johnny goes inside and finds his dad shaving. He asks, "Dad, what does ♥♥♥♥♥ and Slut mean?" Dad says, "Oh that's just another word for old woman." Then his dad cuts himself whilst shaving. "♥♥♥♥!" yells Dad. "What's that mean, Dad?" Dad answers, "That's another word for shaving, son." Then Johnny goes downstairs into the kitchen, where his mom is cooking. Mom burns herself and yells "♥♥♥♥!" "Mommy," asks Johnny, "What does ♥♥♥♥ mean?" Mom answers, "It's another word for cooking, sweetie." 10 minutes later the doorbell rings. "I'll get it." says Johnny. He opens the door to 3 older women from the church down the street. "Hello young man, can we speak to your parents?" asks one of the old ladies.

Tom, I now have my laptop, may not always have positive internet connection. Communication should be left to steam. talk to me when you can.... Heart. <3