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ㅤ* If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
ㅤ* I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
ㅤ* A police officer on a motorcycle pulls alongside a man driving around the M25 in an open-topped sports car and flags him down. The policeman solemnly approaches the car. "Sir, I'm sorry to tell you your wife fell out a mile back", he says. "Oh, thank goodness", the man replies. "I thought I was going deaf."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...
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