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📀 * 🌸 * 🐟 * 🚘 * 🌋 * 🐊 * 🌽 * 👹 * 🎍 * 👃 * 🐳 * 📒 * 🍖 * 📘 * 🚙 * 🥗
ㅤ* If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
ㅤ* I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
ㅤ* A police officer on a motorcycle pulls alongside a man driving around the M25 in an open-topped sports car and flags him down. The policeman solemnly approaches the car. "Sir, I'm sorry to tell you your wife fell out a mile back", he says. "Oh, thank goodness", the man replies. "I thought I was going deaf."
🌏 * 👳 * 🏓 * 💛 * 🕺 * 🍆 * 🏀 * 👑 * 💙 * 🎈 * 👽 * 🥞 * 🎫 * 💄 * 💚 * 📣
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OAkNi48NVjc