I miss you man, hope you're okay.

sir, long time no see, how are you?

I am a ♥♥♥♥

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I sexually Identify as a Tropical Fruit Stand. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of displaying ripe and juicy melons to passers-by at a modest price. People say to me that a person being a fruit stand is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a carpenter install oak planks, hand carved signage and ornate wooden wheels on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "FruityTooty" and respect my right to sell melons and plantains. If you can't accept me you're a fruitophobe and need to check your sugary produce privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Stupid as Cow. probably MOooooo!