Recent reviews by Niisse

More expensive than it should be,

Takes about 30-45 minutes to 100% depending on skill. The later levels have the match 3 ice blocks that do require a few retries as depending where they are its difficult to get them,

Adult content wise, once you complete a level you unlock a animated scene with text to read. Usual stuff, then once youve clikced through the zany attempt at eroticism you get to play and change the look of the scene by removing clothes, adding accessories or whatnot when the imagine moves in limited 2D animation. I didn't look, because I get real sex all the time.

Due to the way the game can be played without ever seeing the adult content you may never even see it. I cba looking at all of it, but its ok for this type of game if its your thing.

My only complaint is that it should be £1.50 or so, certainly not worth £5.

Match 3 with sex scenes every now and again with Lizard women (and some cat girls etc), Mostly lizards though. Hope you like them, because lizards. (they dont even need boobs! wtf.)

Anyway this game is quite engaging and has a branching story.

Match 3 mechanics as normal, occasional you'll get ice blocks or ones with restrictions on it first. You aren't doing damage to enemies, this time. Today you'll be meeting criteria for the options in the story. So progress though a visual novel until you get to an option choice where you have to win a game of match 3 to decide the outcomes. These are fairly standard and you'll whip though a fair few until you get stuck and have to start thinking clearly. Then you'll notice there's a shop and you can buy items etc. There initially wont seem to be any criteria for the achievements and you'll assume they are just popping randomly. But they are tied to events, then when you actually lose and have to go back to the menu you'll see your branching story line and the different pathways you took. This allows you to pin point other options by completing the levels a different way to gain a different outcome. This may reward you with a new lewd scene or a completely different pathway until it branches back to the main story.

I admit I didn't read the story because I had to skip though it whilst other people were in the room, but it looks well laid out with multiple characters and some limited motivations. The writers are aware of various internet tropes so some of the story features a parody of the God emperor of man kind from 40K and geese fighting with light-sabres etc. I will come back to read the story when able as it looked amusing and worth the effort.

This was decent for a cheap hentai game. The mechanics actually had more thought put into it and while not overly difficult you will have to redo some levels as you meet the criteria for different options in the story. This is more than just getting a top score and there are some cool mechanics to make this interesting. Sure some may be points based, or getting XX many of one icon, Others might be dropping items off the board or destroying all special boxes etc. Its pretty fun. Far more than I was expecting for a cheap game.

The art works decent assuming you like lizards, there is some Voice acting (in an eastern European) but I had to play it pretty much on mute so cant comment any more than what I could barely hear. The story is detailed and feels far more engaged than you'd expect. Just wish it was quicker to read!

Congrats to the team for putting out something somewhat amusing over the hundred of crap asset flippy 59p match 3 abominations. This was ok. Mostly it was the actual game mechanics that felt more interesting and I enjoyed going back over the older levels to get the alternative (harder) option for the branching story line an achievements. If you are going for 100% you are looking at 1.5 to 2 hours depending how good you are and if you are reading the story/ at the same time.

Ill now go back and play it to read the story.

This was less than £1 in the sale. Have you bought a snickers recently? They are £1.09 in Co-op. Its outrageous, to save myself chocolate calories I bought this instead.

For some reason Its very hard to be defeated. Likely got patched and is now too easy as the game came out a while ago, likely to cash in on the cyberpunk craze. Doubt itll get updated. 1800 max players 2 years ago, 24 hour peak 1 (me).

Standard match icons game, except the icons are unneccesarily animated to look futuristic. Except it just hurts your eyes. Use various different matches to inflict damage on an enemy that seemingly does insufficent damage to you to be any threat at all unless you actively try to lose.

Anyway, lowish quality animated hentai scenes periodically that reminds you of older SFM or slightly more recent flash animation games. On loop though, and not much more than you see on the store page.

No explanation of whats really going on coloured block wise, no tutorial. Just jump straight in with some plot which you would skip through to the "game". Seems some of the blocks explanations are wrong too. Its very hard to die as the girls don't seem to attack you and you end up with no option to recover masses amounts of health. Since there is an achievement linked to losing 50 times its going to be grindy. Its not impossible, but i did the whole game in about 20 minutes and lost once. Others look to be cumulative and just requires weaponised autism to just spend ages playing the same level over again and stacking health/damage.

EDIT: for achievement hunters, maybe 1:30 to 2 hours to 100%. Play though once however you like, then play again without upgrading health/armour then die repeatedly when you get to level 8 or so. Then spend ages on level 20 just using abilities as much as you can until everything is unlocked like stripping 50 people or healing 18000 health. Doesnt take that long once you realise the icons are not labelled correctly.

Amusing name, enjoy all your friends seeing you play it at midnight on a Tuesday. Boring and unless dedicated you are unlikley to 100% it. Since that's likely the only reason you are buying it, Id skip it as the hentai content is not as good as some rando image board pics on /gif/

I cant be arsed to spout off about realism, historical accuracy or what not. You know why you are buying the game. Takes about two hours depending on your skill. Not that in most cases skill counts, as you'll still die as you get used to the mechanics.

9 Levels of nonsense as Yasuke. Standard controls for a game, jump, run roll etc and make your way though various enemies and platforms etc to fight bosses etc. Some deliberately bad dialogue and voice acting and some light fun poking at having to smash up Japanese items/scenery etc to proceed like another similar game. There is a mix of objectives and obsticles. A few laughs to be had as you have to kill twitch streamers shouting about leaving their camera equipment alone. There's parody/references to things like Takeshis castle, squid game, initial D

Its janky, I haven't gotten stuck, but you'll defo be glitching though walls. Mechanics are a bit off, but its a rush job piss take game. Had some trouble on the bicycle as the gravity wasn't forgiving and you'd miss a line up jump and was annoyed you'd have to slowly reposition and try again. On Later levels this might cause you to die and get kicked back to the start of a level. This poor mechanics however does mean you can take advantage of the limited enemy movements and get them stuck in walls safely whilst you chip away at their health

Work has been put in to make the game amusing, however it is not to be taken seriously and it is unpolished. Achievements to be added at a later date apparently so might be worth revisiting it later too. I assume that'll be number of enemies killed and how fast you can do levels.

Worth a look and at the price it is its amusing enough to buy it just to own it, be part of the 271 all time peak players. The main issue is having to start each level over if you die. A level might take 5-10 minutes to complete. This isn't an unusual mechanic, but since the game is what it is, it is a bit frustrating to have to redo everything again only to immediately die due to an enemy that didn't depsawn rapidly pushing you to your death or whatever since it isn't exactly engaging game play and you only bought it for the lulz.

The music in level 3 is criminally good. Hopefully we can get a soundtrack one day as its a piss take Initial D style Eurobeat song with lyrics singing about how awesome Yasuke is.

It even has day 1 DLC for added AAA realism

Terrible.

Entirely forgettable and annoying. no saves and all that. Very annoying to play as you'll have to set aside some time to do it with no distractions like wife/kid etc. You keep some gear you unlock on other playthrough... But the main "story" has to be done in one go. You can earn points to re-start a level you might die on, but you still get kicked back to the start of it. If you have to stop for reasons you have to start over next time (other than unlocked clothing)

Work your way though a series of repetitive puzzle like levels using far cry mechanics and some shooting. Realise that you've done the same pathway twice and waste some time here and there because you didn't notice the map since you have to do some levels again and again anyway. Later, realise that you have to do five crystals to finish and lament that itll take ages and you are too far through to give up now. Turing the fun time you set aside for gaming into a chore. woo. Finish it all anyway, then swear to never play it again as its very very boring and uninspiring.

Its not inherently bad. its just crap when its supposed to be far cry. Id never have even bothered with it until they added achievements. Takes maybe 2/3 hours first play though. Then you have to go through again cleaning up the odd achievement on later playthroughs when you've unlocked better gear/accessories.

for completionists only, and even then given its attached to Far cry 6 anyway I wouldn't actually buy either if I was tarting over.

Painfully expensive for what it is, even on sale.

You can 100% it in about 15 minutes depending on your skill of match 3 mechanics. Standard for games of this type, do it certain number of moves, ice blocks in the way, or specific coloured gems.

Hentai content required no DLC. You finish the level and you can go to the album and watch/read a short scene with dialogue like "her flower core and tender bud were almost in spasm" and terms like "thick meat blade" and some slapping noises with moaning and some Voiced bits. after letting the scene play out you can click on bits, add and remove stuff, remove the bloke, enter photo mode etc. You'll get bored after the 2nd one since it takes ages to watch all the text play out and there are over 12 scenes. Art is good, could do with more variety on the girls as they all have massive knockers, but they have mixed it up a bit with the scenarios and poses. If you genuinly actually only play these for the puzzle content, you can do so without ever seeing the adult content. But just go play connect 4 or something and save the money.

AHHHH! my Uterus has been invaded!

I'm supposed to be 100%ing Far cry 6, but the DLC is rogue like and I hate it. so here instead I'm drinking a komucha lemonade which is terrible and reviewing this low effort cheevo spam shovelware. Woe is me,

At the very least, the script was funny as it hits all the usual tropes. You cant even tell if its badly translated or they hire an expert who has mastered hilarious smut. If This was £1.50 Id have given it a positive review, but for £5 its taking the piss. You could get one of the resident evil remakes or wicther 3 for that.

Pretty solid DLC if picked up on sale.

Starting from nothing in a new map you have to build up dilapidated base and protect it for 5 nights. Do a couple of missions and it goes to free roam and you can go do mini missions to help gather resources to upradd your base. These might be liberating supplies, finding/destroying weapons emplacement in the mountains or protecting Yak. This allows you to fit mine fields, mounted guns or more fortifications/funnel points. Then you can do the 6 or so main missions ending each night with base defending from 4 waves of attackers from different sides.

It’s fairly easy to die, so recommended to arse about doing the upgrade quests before the main stuff. Map is big enough to be interesting without too much repetition . No fast travel, but plenty of snow Mobiles to get around rapidly. You can find weapons and rare guns here and there and upgrade them to suit your playstyle . Initially I found it too hard, until I realised I’d acquired loads of skill points and money and resources to beef myself up with more health/syringes and holsters. (Hadn’t played the main game for a few years and bought DLC now achievements added so forgot mechanics). Once you get a load out you like it’s quite satisfying.

Story is short and to the point. Bit more grapple and climbing than I’d like but it’s set in the mountains so expected. Nicely self contained and nothing missable. Worth £3 and doable in a couple of evenings or one big monster energy/pizza session.

This was the best of the 3 DLCS featuring villains from the previous games.

Same format as the others, enter the mind of the bad guy in a mishmash fantasy word equivalent of the base game. Earn spendable points via killing bad guys/completing challenges and save up to purchase/upgrade weapons etc. You can upgrade these or spend the points unlocking abilities for yourself in a mirror. (ooohh Deep). Find 3 items specific to the characters motivation and then attack the last part of your mind. In this case a golden mask to hide Pagans insecurities and flaws.

In Pagan's case there is a lot of guilt and sadness over the loss of his daughter, the fact he wants to be liked even though he enjoys being a tyrant. All explained through visions and voiced dialogue as you play and those two aspects of his personality fight. Adds a lot of extra depth to the character and is somewhat sad when you are dealing with what would have made him happy spaced between amusing things like shagging his own body double because hes so in love with himself.

Lots of bright colours in the open world, that can be taken in any order you want. You can do everything in maybe 2 hours unless you are going for 100% then you'll need a bit of farming and play though on harder settings.

Very much a one and done. You'll enjoy it, fleshing out the character a bit more. Gun play is standard Far cry fare. The enjoyment is from if you liked Pagan (which I did) so the extra depth to the character presented by the new information on his childhood/upbringing and interactions with characters from the game flesh him out more.

You can save unlocked items and stats in safe houses, but if you die progress resets. Special abilities like extra life can be found after completing some of the more difficult challenges so the game format isn't for everyone. You can lose progress with a crash or accidentally falling down a cliff. While you can regain the guns easily as they are saved the mini perks you unlocked are lost and have to be found again, adding time to a playthough as if you are doing the level 5 difficulty you'll need to be kitted out.

Worth sale price. Dont bother with full price, if you didnt like Pagan you wont enjoy it as much.

Bit of a strange point and click item finding/manipulation game with sex.

Takes about 15 minutes to 100%. Played with the adult patch installed.

You are presented with a selection of items that can be clicked on and some text instructing you what to do. Might be clearing a sofa, making a drink or similar. Click on a box, take out a can, fill a glass take a drink. A random crow brings you a handle for a kettle, now you can pour a tea. Pour the tea to find a key, open a box and stick some star stickers on a pillow BOOM! and now a gamer girl appears on your sofa and you can shag her. Just like real life.

I didn't understand either. 12 girls in total, all cute/passable. You can click on their clothes and remove them and there's a pleasure meter etc that you can wobble the mouse to build. You can jam your disjointed floating member into a thigh gap, or feet etc and move back and forward, building pleasure until you can click a finish button.. It isn't smooth or particularly clear, so Id suggest just mashing through and using it as an amusing way to boost your achievement average so you can have a chuckle at the state of your life. Some very minor moaning noises, nothing here really to reccomend other than the fact it was a £1

Thankfully there is a hint function and I had some issues because I think I needed to full screen/windowed as some items were not clear.

Played with optional adult DLC

Flappy bird, but you are controlling a succubus who is your office manager.

10 or so levels each broken into 3 sub levels of standard issue flappy bird mechanics and some peaceful "lift" music. There's the occasional obstacle, spinning blades, fans, items that make the screen darker etc. Not "hard", but you'll certainly fail a few times. Hit boxes for the succubus aren't great, but its a simple game. After about 4 or so levels have been completed you will naturally begin to get bored, so will go and see what the achievements actually are. To your absolute delight there is one for using the "skip" function. It gives no penalty, so you'll do a few of the levels because you paid for it and about half way though you will simply mash though the skip function and get the rest completed.

The gallery mode features 10 pictures of the full bodied Succubus manager in a variety of hentai related scenes, With the standard developer options of clicking on items to remove items of clothing, horns etc and some smexy voiced dialogue and penetration if that's your thing. (I'm more of a head pats and hand holding person). Art is very nice, character design is good.

There isn't much here, but on sale its like less than a can of monster and its an easy 100%. You will sadly have to leave it running for a couple of hours making you look even more like a degenerate coomer than usual as it has steam trading cards you'll need to farm. But hey ho, this isn't the worst game I've played.

Edit: 4 hours later ive only unlocked 2 cards. BUT its idling so it might want me to actually play