Recent reviews by Niisse

This is actually pretty good.

Helo gets shot down in Nam, find way back to Forward operating base and extract. The weapons are what you find. You can just book it to the LZ or faff around freeing POWs, rescuing other US soldiers, finding lighters of downed pilots and taking out enemy commanders.

Entirely new map with new visuals gets you in the thick of it. Plays like it should gun play wise, story is good and it gives a good atmosphere of isolation/desperation.
This should have been a main line Far cry game setting. You can blast through running to the objective in about 30 mins or you can explore a bit and enjoy it in 3/4 doing everything.

Once finished you get a survivor mode (hard) and a action star (easy) mode with ability to carry more guns/ammo etc.

Surprisingly good and worth a sale price pick up.

Somewhat dull addition to far cry 5. That takes place on a new map in space.

Spend time on mars with that annoying Hurk character attempting to be funny whilst killing spider bugs that come out of the ground like in tremors if you step on sand and talking to an AI lady guiding you.

Climb towers and jump high due to lower gravity and experience a bunch of lame space guns/lazers etc as you kill queen aliens, find notes and restore power to various derelict sci fi systems.

Long story short, it takes too long for what it is, the story is predictable (although it pokes fun at itself) and it has lots of boring jumping around wide open desolate spaces. The combat is also unsatisfying and when you eventually upgrade your weapons it’s still dull because the bugs don’t really respond to being shot.

Everything you do has Hurk commenting on as he’s an essential part of the game as is with you all the time.

Don’t bother unless you need it for the achievements and sure as hell don’t pay full price.

Half an hour to 100%.
Usual nonsense, Play through a bunch of unimaginative match 3 levels by seeking out matches of the blocks listed in your menu. As you progress, you have to get more in fewer moves or have ice blocks to clear. Youve seen it before.

There is dialogue, you wont read it. When you've completed the game go back in and use the "skip" button for an achievement. Then set the internal clock of your PC to 1am for the last one.

You can look at the art if you want, its decently done. animated scenes with more text you wont read. Follow some "story" with an attempt at erotic dialogue. Then proceed to some sex scenes. After which you can do stuff like remove certain items of clothing. Prompt specific wording and whatnot. You'll look at 2 or so of these, realise its actually quite slow to do and they dont actually interest you.

In a years time youll come back and leave it logged in idling for a few hours to sell the steam trading cards they might release unlock and sell them on marketplace for 3p each. Then you can use your left over steam points shop wallet to buy profile backgrounds that dont work with the steam layout.

Repeat in a few months time for another game of a similar ilk.

Variation on solitaire. With tits.
NOTE: this is a time consuming game if you are looking for an easy 100%, this isn't it.

A large amount of work has put into the game and there is a long winded story about desire and some sort of realm of desire where your innermost feelings something something sex with eromancers and what not, you wont read any of it.
There are 4 chapters each with multiple levels broken into story levels (voiced text), the solitaire game in various stages and hentai scenes and a bonus scene. I think it’s like 4 hentai scenes per girl totalling like 40 bits of artwork each. There is also a gallery function should you want to skip playing the game once scenes have been unlocked. The optional DLC adds 4 more girls for a reasonable price adding more content.

Lovely artwork with 4 base girls representing different personality types you'd expect in games like these. All voiced, Hentai scenes every few levels with 3/4 stages of build up by clicking on the screen in various sensual places building a love meter several times unlocking a more revealing next stage followed by a more in depth animated scene at the end. They are good and the girls are all well drawn and animated with standard “my hips are moving on their own, gyaaahh!” Dialogue you know you love.

The basic game is well thought out and a welcome change to standard solitaire. There are new mechanics introduced every now and again such as cards with count down timers, ones that count up/down each move or need unlocking with a key gained by using another card first. It all works well and you can do combos by continually placing cards to do more damage to the girl who is "fighting" you. Some of the girls have moves that change the mechanics as mentioned above so it’s not all the same. With harder boss levels every now and again. It all plays well, and I havent found any flaws with the game mechanics in 20 hours. You can "purchase" do overs, or use a magic card to get around being stuck and you earn more in game credits by completing missions. You shouldn't have issues, and you can replay earlier easier levels to build up your resources if you spend too many points on harder levels. Some of the achievements are challenges like beating a boss level in a certain time or without resorting to the help functions. You can replay levels if you fail so it’s not an issue.

Now, like the previous Glass... this game is a massive time sink. The Devs made it suck time away from you if you are looking to get 100% achievements so it looks good on the store page. If you are reading all the text required for the cheevos this can take ages as the story is pretty long. There are multiple voiced lines that are random in the sexy scenes that you need to unlock to complete the gallery and voice collection. Plus there is no real easy way to see which level it is you are missing, the game doesn’t tell you. Just dialogue 72 or whatever, So completing the "voice" cheevos is going to take you a while. These are the ones I have remaining even after all these hours.

Take this into account if you are playing the game, as ive got 20 hours in it (with the DLC) and im still at about 90%. One cheevo is playing the hentai scene 1000 times. I only just got the 100 times one in 15 or so hours. You might be able to get a younger sibling to grind it out for you by replaying the sex scenes for you while you are at work but that’s just weird.
The story might be good, I just did other things on my phone while I let it play out and you can set the text to auto. This is just for a cheevo, there is another for just hitting skip on all the plot. It’s a solid game for this type of thing and it is actually a game not some lame asset flip. Just be sure you know what you are getting into if you are a cheevo hunter.

Once again, like the other games from this publisher the art for this is amazing. All the characters are great and the designs are well done, the detail is exceptional. Likely the best art in cheapy H games. It is also fully voiced which is new.

Compared to the previous games, the gameplay has been changed. Now its more of a visual novel, with branching dialogue options protected by skill checks via dice rolls. You can earn points for winning the dice rolls that add bonus points to your dice rolls. This is done by choosing your perks, giving you the edge in winning over the hearts of the 4 girls. Your choices don't really matter, and win or lose you can usually progress to the next scene, or just "replay".


At the moment it seems slightly unfinished. Everything is there looks great, the voicing is fine and the dialogue is ok. It could benefit massively from a art gallery. There is a way to revisit everything, but it has the dialogue boxes popping up. It also looks like the perk tree has text specifying a unused method of purchasing the perks. Just feels like it needs a bit more.

All in all you'll get maybe 30 minutes of play out of it. Its certainly not as engaging as the other games, as you actually had something to do there. But by the end it gave you chronic eye strain! This is more read the text, chuckle a bit. feel lonely that this sort of thing never happened to you in your twenties (not that neko girls exist) and then look at the achievements that remain after completing the game and attempt to back track and fail/pass exhaust all options.

Worth a look if you liked the content of the previous games in the neko series.

Match 3 hentai game.

There are about 12 girls with several levels per girl. The levels increase in difficulty and it does mix it up a bit. You sometimes need to break ice blocks or get certain numbers of blocks of particular items. Then other times do the same but with far less moves, or the playboard reloads. It mixes it up enough for a simple game.

The hentai content can be downloaded separately via the DLC. You can then view the girls in the album and have some nonsense "Gyaaahhh my hips are moving on their own" text and a scripted scene where after you can add or remove clothing in a simple animated screen with some sound. (Voice over and sloppy noises etc)

Art is OK. the rewards H scenes are ok, but take too long to load, by the time you mash through the somewhat amusing dialogue you might forget you even care as you bought it for the articles on classic cars and looking after it fro a friend etc.

Takes about 40-60 minutes to finish and 100% the cheevos and requires a small amount of skill with the match 3 as the screen is full of all the icons which arent rapidly identifiable as they are quite small. Looking at all the H content will take longer as its behind lots of annoying loading screens, to the extent I realised on a previous game I hadn't even bothered to go see my smexy rewards.

Ok for bumping out your Achievement scores, Hentai content is there if you can be bothered to look but its nothing you haven't seen before.

Disappointing.
Excellent but wasted villain.
Good guys annoying and badly written.
Music annoying.
Gun play unsatisfying.
Enemies have health bars.
Have to use different ammo types for different enemies, but you’ll just end up doing headshots with armour piercing.
No perk system. All done through outfits/clothes, so just use the stuff that makes you move faster.
Map too big and empty.
Repetitive missions/sidequests.
Apparently there are vehicles but you won’t use any.
City closed off, so not as interesting to explore.
End game clean up ruined by “insurgency” which resets outposts.

You actually end up wishing you just had ubisoft towers

Feels like a slog. You don’t feel engaged and you’ll finish it out of obligation since you paid for it. I got it on sale for £12 got 50/60 hours, but it felt more like a chore. I can see why it failed.

Thought it was going to be one of those card games where you take a photo with your phone and mash through all the cards flipping the pairs. BUT it doesn't show you, so you have to manually remember the locations. You will actually have to put effort in for those tits.

Technically its boring, its a card flipper. Who cares eh. The tits on the other hand are decent enough. Get it in the sale since you likely already have the others and the cheevos count.

Takes about 15-30 minutes depending on your own "skill".

It’s ok.
Currently in beta so not every function is present. This review is of the early access version.

Standard isekai, you get run over. Wake up where world is in a zombie apocalypse and you are the only male. There are various teammates (some unlockable) and you can either play in an open world top down shoot em up avoid enemies or story driven version.

Main gameplay is steering your character around ever increasing numbers of zombies and blobs and attacking. Once you realise the controls (wasd steering and mouse for direction of fire) it gets easier. As you kill enemies you get coins you can use to upgrade. This is random and you have lots to chose from such as movement speed, more attack, wider attack, orbital support. Some characters have better stats than others. There are boss characters who happen to be attractive anime cat girls.

Back at home base you can upgrade your base stats with coins you’ve earned, talk with your team mates and attempt to romance them. Once captured enemy bosses need to be “subdued”. But your amazing male pheromones help.

Art is good, characters all look great. Hentai scenes are nice, simply animated with escalation after mouse clicking repeatedly on certain areas. Each girl seemingly has multiple scenes, either from when defeated, or romance versions. Personalities of the girls standard for anime tropes.

It’s not finished, so there are extra scenes / dialogue branches for girls not yet released. There is evidence of a art catalogue, more to the story and dlc characters. But as yet it’s not finished.

I enjoyed it for what it was, took a couple of hours to see most things, but the “hard” open world game is just that, particularly with the limited attacks of new characters and potentially being boned by bad RNG on early upgrades.

Story mode does include a cheat system so you can max your stats if you want. Acheivements not yet present so you’ll be playing this for the tits only for now.

I liked it, it’s not as good as the other game (yet) but you can see how it’s coming together.

One of the achivements will take you agggges, so if you are a 100%er you might not have the time to grind it out.

Played with DLC.

Art is wasted on a game this simple.
Takes about 10-15 minutes to 100%
Easy enough, dodge the monsters bouncing around, shoot milk at targets on the screen. Each target has health points, decrease health points = removal of clothes. Finish the level by dodging all the enemies long enough to shoot all the targets on the excellent art work to see the milk bottle in question shoot milk over the girl.

Simple game, nice sound effects, amazingly good art for a game that on sale is like 30p. Turn the music down then you can look at the art gallery with some "nice"asmr sounds.