Eli,

37 year old Clochard De Luxe !


Playing Football manager since 99-00 (championship manager)

CAL veteran


Blackadder fan !

"You ride a horse rather less well than another horse would. Your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly and the part of you that can't be mentioned, I am reliably informed by women around the Court, wouldn't be worth mentioning even if it could be."

"To you, Baldrick, the Renaissance was something that just happened to other people, wasn't it?"

"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"Baldrick, I want you to take this and go out and buy a turkey so large, you'd think its mother had been rogered by an omnibus. I'm going to have a party, and no one's invited but me!"

"This place stinks like a pair of armoured trousers after the Hundred Years War. Baldrick, have you been eating dung again?"

"I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese."

"Baldrick, believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil if we can't replace this dictionary."