Good thing god isn't real. Allah will protect me from you infidels. ALLAHU AKBAR

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

u are 1 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheeky ♥♥♥♥ mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life, fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer.

THIS IS WHERE I'D ASK ME MUM TO TELL ME A REALLY GOOD COMEBACK BUT SHES AT WORK SO JUST YOU WAIT BUDDY

FINE I WILL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DIRTY KIWI ♥♥♥♥♥♥