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terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles!
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival
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A platitude is simply a truth repeated till people get tired of hearing it.
-- Stanley Baldwin
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I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full
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I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
-- Isaac Asimov
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Why don't you pair `em up in threes? -Yogi Berra