Mr. Coffee
Too blessed to be stressed   Pennsylvania, United States
 
 
Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time, just time well spent.

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Here are some facts about me:

• I can't live without my iPhone, I have the latest version and it's the best
• Everyday I check facebook because everyone is having so much fun
• I can type faster with my 2 thumbs, than all my fingers combined
• There is nothing funny about being a cyber bully, go kill yourself
• I deactivated my Twitter because I couldn't get a blue verified badge
• I once played Age of Empires, but I stopped because LoL is better
• My subscription for retail WoW has been active since Beta
• My first computer was a Windows, but now I have a Linux MAC
• Chocolate cow titty milk is my favorite drink after Grape Soda and water
• Did you know Chuck Norris could kick my dad's ass?
• Did you know Chuck Norris could your dad's ass?
• Did you know Chuck Norris got his assed kicked by me?

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If you are reading this, please answer my questions below on my profile.

Q: What is the biggest challenge in your life?
Q: May you please share great advise with younger people?
Q: How do you believe most people derive meaning in life?
Q: What are the top 3 companies that host the most data in the world (not including Google)?

Thanks for reading and GLHF and enjoy the rest of your life.
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Mr. Coffee 29 Feb @ 6:36pm 
@R1C0L4 — I can't message you back on your profile, EVERYTHING is private and I can't DM you because we are not friends...

We met on Age of Empires II in a recent match. Let's be friends!
R1C0L4 29 Feb @ 8:32am 
Hello. Excuse me, do we know eachother?
Catalina_Skater 17 Apr, 2023 @ 10:55am 
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TYGORO 15 Apr, 2023 @ 9:50pm 
Why did the gamer break up with his girlfriend?
Because she kept calling him a "noob"!
Mr. Coffee 15 Apr, 2023 @ 7:46pm 
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.

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The Terminator 9 Apr, 2023 @ 2:06pm 
Your what hurts?